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Love this guy! So glad that he reassessed his campaign and determined that it was perfect. And very excited about all the pizza jobs he is going to pizza create with his pizza experience pizza creating pizza jobs. It’s time to put America back to pizza. Most importantly, though, and I’m speaking to all the independents out there who are still on the fence (GET OFF THAT FENCE, GUYS!), it’s nice to see Herman Cain do my favorite thing that politicians do, which is promote themselves as the opposite of something that doesn’t exist in the first place. Ugh, don’t you hate all those other so-called “presidents” who are always apologizing for how great America is? Let’s get Barack “I’m Sorry America Is So Great” Obama out of the White House so he can’t say that thing that he is definitely always saying anymore. Stop, dude! Herman Cain, man!
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The engine of economic growth is the business section?
It’s interesting, since business sections getting his economy growing is what got him into trouble in the first place.
He’s not going to apologize for that. In fact, he’ll show you if you ask. Or if you don’t ask.
You want a job, right?
It got a little Tangerine Dream halfway through this thing. It was pretty great. No one apologized. Herman Cain.
Build the dang FENCE hnnnggh
Ummmm, at 0:04: Is that the smoking campaign manager!? Why is he working in the factory?!?! Is that what America has come to?!?!?!?!?! America’s actors can’t find work working in a warehouse!!!! HERMAIN CAIN 2012! PUT OUR ACTORS BACK TO WORK IN THE WAREHOUSE!!!
Wait a second. Godfather’s pizza is made out of sheet metal?
Thin crust.
It’s cool, because by refusing to apologize, you’re also taking credit for it. I’m going to refuse to apologize for all kinds of stuff from now on: Stevie Wonder, Nutella, gravity, sharks….
The fact that you are implying that gravity is a good thing makes me wonder who’s team you’re REALLY on.
Who’s? Fuck. Get your shit together, Facetaco!
The fact that you are implying nutella is as good of a thing as gravity makes me really want to be on your team.
I contribute very little to society. But the one positive thing that has come from my life is that I make a damn good Nutella pie. I will take the recipe to the grave.
Nutella pie? Learning about new things like this is really what keeps me “fucking that chicken” that is life.
And so begins yet another disappointing afternoon of catching myself every five minutes subconsciously jamming out to “I AM — AMERICAAA — ONE VOICE — UNITED WE STAND!”
all america needs is for 9 million people to go down on him and he will get them all jobs. fact.
actually, it’s more like 15 million….
but those extra 6 million have “given up” and probably wouldn’t blow a guy for work.
The great thing about Herman Cain is that he proves Republicans aren’t xenophobic towards other ethnic groups… as long as they think and act exactly like them.
Sorry to be a party pooper, but xenophonia refers to fear of people from foreign lands. While many of them are that, too, the term doesn’t really apply to Herman Cain.
My bad. Republicans ARE xenophobes. Fixed.
i’m fairly certain that a large swath of the business sector is the reason why this country is so fucked. and by fairly certain, i mean that there’s a large body of empirical evidence that reinforces that theory.
sigh. these downvotes are just something that i have to get used to in my quest to become a professional economist who rejects the traditional free market bullshit that every moderately respected economist has also rejected, simply because uneducated morons who don’t understand history or policy have knee jerk reactions to anyone telling them anything more complicated then a fucking fairy tale about why they are fucking poor.
RT @karlmarx downvotes suck, u guys
RT @antoniogramsci 100 years later, the working class is still beholden to the cultural hegemony of the petite bourgeoisie #oweyouacoke #lolcapitalism
If the moderately respected economists think that, I can’t imagine what the highly respected ones think.
I want a down vote too!
Herman Cain Downvote Troll on the loose!
That sounds like the best TV show ever.
Herman Cain, Downvote Troll: On The Loose
Coming Summer 2014
I swear to God it’s not me. Downvote troll likes gravity, too, logically.
Don’t worry, I would never suspect someone who likes Nutella of being a downvote troll. There is no way to enjoy Nutella while still remaining miserable in the very core of your being. Downvote troll probably loves gogurt and individually wrapped slices of American cheese.
Okay, everyone. Let’s split up and find Sophia, but be careful! There are DOWNVOTE ZOMBIES on the loose!
If Videogum was turned into a work of fiction the Monsters Ball is soo the McGuffin.
my band was called macguffin.
Mine was called “Lions in the Scottish Highlands”
“I’ve spent a lifetime creating jobs. I mean pizzas. I mean groping.”
“America’s CEO?” Fuck this guy, seriously. That’s one of the very last things I would want a president to think of himself as.
I hope Rick Perry or Bachmann or some other nitwit makes response videos to these and it goes on for infinity like a Mr. Show sketch. Then Cain will start harassing them in a parking lot of Target, long after the race is over.
Obama needs to strike early and make explicit points that his campaign isn’t run by registered sex offenders.
…are they UNregistered sex offenders?
That is for the reply video an you know it!