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How was everyone’s Thanksgiving? Mine was great, thanks. So much delicious food and good times with friends and family. But none of that even matters now. THAT IS IN THE PAST. We have to keep moving forward, you guys. Deeper and deeper into the holiday season. With only this man as our guide.
Hold his hand. Let him show you. He is your boyfriend, after all. Happy Holidays! Let’s gooooooooo! (Via Neatorama.)
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I will have this stuck in my head all day! Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooowww
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Looks like “The Thing” hasn’t fully replicated our boyfriend yet, everybody. Hit him with the flame thrower!
I thought this year’s weapon was pepper spray. Everyone’s using it.
Pepper spray is so hot right now.
Sometimes I feel like I lean too heavily on Zoolander references.
For all the talk around this time about rampant consumerism and how people have lost the true spirit of the season or whatever, we really should be putting more focus on how TERRIBLE nearly all Christmas music is. There are exactly two good Christmas songs: Last Christmas and Baby It’s Cold Outside. But there should definitely be a celebrity fundraiser to keep Do They Know It’s Christmastime off the air. And that’s not even the worst of them!
Isn’t Baby it’s Cold Outside kind of date rapey though?
VERY date rapey! But so is the Mike Posner song Bow Chicka Wow Wow, and it reached #30 on the Billboard Top 100, so I figure date rape and musical excellence don’t necessarily need to be mutually exclusive.
Christmas in Hollis.
Fairytale of New York?!
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won’t see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I’ve got a feeling
This year’s for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true
Maybe that’s the secret to good holiday music?
You may be onto something here. Last Christmas, while not necessarily date rapey, DOES seem to convey the feelings of someone who expected more than just a one-night stand.
Counterpoint:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6f62088f27/peace-on-earth-little-drummer-boy-with-will-ferrell-john-c-reilly
i’ve managed to amass some halfway decent christmas songs, might i recommend: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaFKnf69IH4
Vehement disagreement from this festive party! What about this long list of songs THAT I LOVE, that must, therefore, prove that Christmas music is fantastic….
Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses, Christmas in Harlem by Kanye West, This Christmas by Donny Hathaway, Little Saint Nick by The Beach Boys, Christmas is Coming Soon by Blitzen Trapper, any track from The Charlie Brown Christmas Album, Got Something For You by Best Coast & Wavves, Are You Coming Over For Christmas by Belle and Sebastian, Everythings Gonna Be Cool This Christmas by The Eeels, Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto by James Brown, the Home Alone Theme by John Williams, Xmas Blues by LCD Soundsystem, Purple Snowflakes by Marvin Gaye, Christmas All Over Again by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, White Christmas by Otis Redding and a whole host of tracks from the multitude of Sufjan Stevens Holiday records….
NOW, go listen to all of those tracks in order, in silence, and DON’T COME BACK UNTIL YOU LOVE THEM!
Oh my god, overtone singing AND Christmas?!? Next thing you’ll tell me that there’s a video of Karlheinz Stockhausen performing “O Holy Night” with semiautomatic rifles and the sounds of fish flapping on cellophane.
“Dear Santa…”
Thanks a lot. That gave my dogs a panic attack.
I could’t make out an Xmas tune but I think he’s got strep throat
But is if FACEBOOK officially the holiday season?
Thanks, I just got that song out of my head like two days ago.
Am I the only one that thought that was actually cool?
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
No it was amazing, OT solidarity.
Definitely on the “like” side of this. By the way, is overtone singing the same as Tuvan Throat Singing? Asking for a friend.
Yup, them monks get it in
Sure seems like it. Tuvan Throat Singing is amazing.
Same thing pretty much, just different songs. They do a wicked cover or Dreidl Dreidl, the Tuvans.
Of not or.
Heads will explode and screens will be splattered. Is this a stocking stuffer for the Apocalypse?
I imagine this is what Jodie Foster expected to hear in “Contact”.
I’m so relieved this wasn’t just a youtube video mirroring the scene at the Chinese restaurant in A Christmas Story. #JingerBerrs