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We haven’t had a BNPG in awhile because it has been autumn, and autumn is a time for reflection and death. We all died. And also the harvest. And coats. Sweaters. The point is, it’s fine, but now it is time to party again. This weekend kicks off the holiday season! YOU LOVE THE HOLIDAY SEASON! Who doesn’t?! Jerks. I met someone the other day who said they hated the holidays and I said I hated them. The holidays are great! So nice and delicious and happy. And it’s incredible that we have never played Thanksgiving Movies before, but we’re about to play it now. It’s a true Thanksgiving Miracle! So:
- I Yams Legend
- The Skeleton Turkey
- Cranburied
- The Pillowgrims Book
- Pumpkin Up The Volume
- The Right Stuffing
I want this game to GET IN MAH BELLY. Hahahah. This year I am grateful for JOKES!
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Full of Turkey Metal Jacket
Tryptophantasmagoria
Tryptophantasia, also, since that makes way more sense and is what I meant to say. Phantasmagoria was a game, not a movie.
Pie
Requiem for Whipped Cream
Gravy Boat Trip
The A-maïs-ing Pie-derman
Romancing the Stone
Romancing the Wishbone
Scott Pilgrim vs The Indians
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
I blew it!
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Dinner For Schmucks
Three Courses and a Funeral
Children of the Cornucopia
Children of the Creamed Corn?
Star Wars: Revenge of the Fallen
To furkey, with Love
You’re killin’ me Topknot!
M.A.S.H.ed Potatoes
Gravy for Vendetta
Good one.
You Got Served (a lot of food)
Limitless (food)
Gobblesford Park
Cranberriesford
The Hand That Rocks The Ladle
Gravy for Vendetta
PLAGIARIST COMMENTATOR!
Son of a whore.
Donna Dark-Meat-o
Gummo vs Chucky
Tag line: No matter who wins, we lose
The Fugitive-Turkey
Sweet Corn Alabama
Hope Parade Floats
“Is that where they served the cream of corn?” — the little girl
Brown Bunny
The Constipation
Paraders of the Lost Ark
Supersize Me
The Expandables
The Sisterhood of the Unbuttoned Pants
28 Days Later (Than Canadian Thanksgiving)
As Gourd As It Gets
Eat, Pray, Make Awkward Small Talk With Those You Love But Don’t Necessarily Like Very Much
Eat, Pray, Tolerate
Eat, Turkey, Turkey.
Poultrygeist
The Indian in the Kitchen Cupboard
Soylent Green Bean Casserole
Mac & Cheese & Me
Cranberry Lyndon Sauce
Dumpling Iron
The Deviled Egg and Daniel Johnston
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turkeys
Ha! I’m imagining this right now. (it’s good!)
Con Air Copia
Chew Canned Corn And Meat
Now that’s a sad Thanksgiving.
The French Confection
A Fist Full of Olives
You Pecan Count on Me
OR
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Pecan
You say Pecan, I say Pecan.
The Kids Table Is All RIght
(500) Days of Leftovers
Eggnogged Up
The Perfect Roast
The Godfeather
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Olive
Man, I’m so excited about eating some olives…
Olive Me
Down with Olive
Runaway Bird
Legends of the Fowl
Curse you, reply button!
Dude, Where’s My Carving Knife?
The Deviled Egg and I
Schindler’s Black Friday Shopping List
Gravytar
The Last of the Mohicans
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Columbus Days. No?
Fight Club.
Supper Ate
American Pie
These Games are making me Hunger
(get it? Hunger Games? you get it.)
The Hangover
The Hangover Part 2
Fatter Days
You’ve Got Maize
harry potpie and the porcelain throne
Harry Potter and the Half-Drunk Uncle
Amazing
Eega, I’ve only got one thumb to give.
Sweet Potato and Marshmallowdown
Baby Yama
Dad’s Hostel After a Day of Wine and Rosacea
And after examining a majority of my entries in this-
Al-Anon Baby Gone
Martha Marcy May MarLetMeGetALittleMoreOfTheTurkeyThanks
Martha Macy’s May Marlene
Eat Drink Man Woman
okay I quit I’m done leave me alone
Thanksgiving You For Smoking
Detroit Lion King
Casserole Models
27 Dressings
Good post, PP! You’d have gotten many up votes had it been earlier! Happy T-day, ya done good here, kiddo.
Thanks, kindly. Enjoyed your kids table one very much.
Turkeyface.
8 1/2 Turkeys.
Kramer vs. Turkey.
No Turkey Without My Daughter.
Rashoturkeymon.
Butterball Run
Turkey and Turkey.
Crap, there was supposed to be a picture with that. Let’s try again.
Hmm, maybe there’s a delay. Now there might be be two pictures, or none. Whatever, it was Bonnie and Clyde. Get it? I’ve had three glasses of wine.
Sommaren med Turkey.
(Or Turkey med Monika, whichever you prefer)
Oo! Oo!
Kalkon med Monika.
Ah? That’s some highbrow shit right there.
I’m spent.
Tango & Squash
Here we go y’all . . .
To Kill a Walking Bird
Don’t Tell Mom the Slow Cooker’s Dead: Remember the Fightin’s
The Sum of All Fryers
Look Who’s Coming to Dinner: Gabe
101 Salutations
Guestbusters: Three Men with a “Maybe”
Good Will Punting
Se7en Course Meal
Drumstickline
The Bun Supremecy
Potato Attraction
Robin Hood: Prince of Peas
The 40 Year-Old Virginia Ham
Glorious Mustards
Soy Story
The Dark Bite
A Few Good Hens
A Man for All Seasonings
As Good as it Grits
Step Up Dessert: You’ve Been Served: Grandma’s Homemade Jellied Salad
The Sick Sense: Couchbound and Down
Dial ‘M’ for Emergency Room
The Count of Pepto-Bismol
Gone With the Wind: Second Helpings
- Happy Thanksgiving to all . . . and to all a good night!
You win. Holy crap. But you have to turkey these out at a turkey pace, instead of turkeying them all at once. Each of these turkeys deserves a turkey unto itself. But still, you turkey.
There Will Be Food
I Hope They Serve Cranberry Sauce in Hell
happy thanksgiving everyone
Happy Thanksgiving! Or Happy Thursday of No Great Importance to non-US monsters!
Turduckenator.
Turduckenator 2
Turduckenator 3: Rise of the Pilgrims.
Silence of the Yams
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They Shoot Turkeys, Don’t They?