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OK, at this point Vince Offer (ShamWow) is just fucking with us.
(thanks for the tip, Edith)
Incredible. Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t want to cry anymore.
I love that he’s in a kitchen but still wearing a headset. I think it’s code for something. I want this to be my ringtone, the whole thing. It will take me two and a half minutes to answer the phone, but it will be hilarious.
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Is that last lady Amy Sedaris?
I will never stop having a boring tuna!
SO MANY SPARKLES
How in the hell did they let the nuts line slip by like that?
90% of me thinks that it was probably intentionally dumb so it’d *GO VIRAL*.
the other 10% of me thinks that i love those nuts
Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.
I think this informercial just gave me an identity crisis.
martini bikini.
I know Shamwow doesn’t work, but I really want this thing to be as good as it looks. I hate crying.
A martini bikini. Now there’s something in an infomercial I can really get behind.
“Make America thin again one slap at a time.” Does this mean I have permission to slap fat people?
I do love his nuts. This guy is amazing.
I am confused by the pickle + egg + onion breakfast. I literally have no idea what that “food” might be called, and even if it was a thing, it would not be eaten for breakfast on this planet.
You don’t have time for breakfast.
This breakfast talk reminded me of my favorite chain-smoking, Moo-moo-sporting infomercial character: Hazel from the Magic Bullet infomercial. She first wanders in to their swingers sleepover at 2:13.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtpKjgwi4Sc
Oh man magic bullet commercial, how many night have I come home from the bars only to fall asleep to your magical blending glory?
Answer: several nights.
it’s like jazz with words
Great, so now you have a TEENY TINY MIDGETS portion of potato salad. To feed a family of smurfs.
And Chris Brown said he has a bandanna in his pocket, which made him “like a bandit”, which I guess means secret man ass bandit. Cool.
i feel like he’s stealing my credit card info as i watch the clip… something’s really skeevy about this guy
permission to “slap everday.” i sure hope fred phelps doesn’t know abou this
I’ve had one of these from Tupperware for years, but I had no idea it was so versatile as to make pickle, onion and egg breakfasts and midget potato salad for smurfs!
I just love the really basic naming concept. The Slap Chop. It reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg bit about working for the kitchen appliance naming committee.
Well if I don’t even have time for breakfast, then I certainly don’t have the time to grab a pickle to be included in my pseudo-breakfast. I am more upset about this than I should be.
I WANT ONE. I SERIOUSLY WANT ONE NOW.
Why isn’t this commercial for the ‘Graty’? That’s brilliant. Fucking brilliant. I will buy the Slap Chop, throw it away, and just keep the Graty. If I ever acquire the Graty it will ruin my life. I won’t have time to work or be with my family, I’ll be too busy eating cheese and laughing in accomplishment.
“the reason you’re gonna slap away every day.”
i believe i already do that.
Love salad, hate making it.
taco linguini fettucini martini bikini
can i marry this guy?