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Mostly I just feel bad for those kids, because life is all down hill from here. It will literally NEVER get better than this moment. Sorry, boys. You get one complimentary round of high-fives on the house, and then you might as well go take a dirt nap because the endless years of down-cycling disappointment is going to crush your welling hearts. Also, why does the mom keep asking such stupid questions? “What happened?”?! I will tell you what happened, mom. The best thing OF ALL TIME. “Did you get into the flour?”?! YOU FIGURED IT OUT! That’s why you make the big mom bucks. And the YouTube description raises far more questions than it answers: “Mommy was not feeling well and had to stay in the bathroom longer than usual during which my two boys, ages 1 and 3 took my new bag of flour out of the cupboard and destroyed my house.” MOMMY WAS NOT FEELING WELL AND HAD TO STAY IN THE BATHROOM LONGER THAN USUAL. Hahahhahaha. That is almost as funny as this video except no it’s not. This video is the best. Go back to the bathroom for another 10 hours and let us enjoy this, MOOMMMMMMMM. (Via TastefullyOffensive.)
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Well, mom, what do you expect when you get your child hamburgler pajamas? That’s an invitation for malarkey.
10 points for ‘malarky’ and an upvote
Not shown: The part where mom gives them the flour to spread all over the house so she can make a really funny youtube video. She’s just way too calm here. I can’t imagine this ever happening without my otherwise non-violent, non-gun owning parents going into a murderous rage. The last thing they would have wanted is a video record of what was to come.
Also, I’m pretty sure that even at that age, I would have known I was in huge trouble and probably started crying the moment I got caught.
Seriously. Why else would you start recording video the second you came out of the bathroom. And then spend 3 minutes making obvious statements to the camera, along with some over exaggerated ones. “I think I’m going to throw up,” “this is not fair” – why, because you don’t own a vacuum cleaner?
Seriously, what child owning adult says ‘this is not fair.’ That’s the kids line.
I know, right? I think SHE did it in a fit of temporary MOMMY WAS NOT FEELING WELL. And then came to her senses and filmed the kids playing in the floury mess, so that her partner/friends would only judge her for being a bad mother to out-of-control kids rather than utterly, utterly mad.
I dunno. My youngest brothers were twins and the crazy crap they were able to get done in a very short amount of time was mind-boggling. We could literally be in another room for 3 minutes and come back in and find an entire 3 gallon jug of cranberry juice emptied out over all the white carpeting, a door taken off its hinges, and the two of them sitting on a countertop emptying out every single box of cookies and crackers onto the floor (all true). One kid, its a lot harder, but two little kids can do an astonishing amount of damage in a very short amount of time.
That said my parents’ first instinct would not have been to calmly just film the damage. There would have been a definite series of reactions, and “film it” would not even be on the list.
Once I was happily making Christmas cookies at my sister-in-law’s and my 2 year old came into the kitchen with a broken off PIECE of her WINDOWSILL. Expensive cookies.
Yeah, this is real. Those ohmygoshes and it’snotfairs sound seriously deranged, like a mom who is trying her damnedest to stay cool and this side of murderer in the face of an unprecedented kid-committed disaster. Will she succeed? Find out this week on Oxygen’s “Snapped!”
True story: my brother and I did this exact same thing when I was maybe 3. We kept it contained to the kitchen but from the pictures I looked like basically the Stay-puft marshmallow man. My mom laughs about it now but I’m sure at the time she was piiissssssttt.
The gratuitous amount of Tags combined with the audible worstness of Mommy leads me to agree.
Also “adding comments for this video has been disabled” might as well be code for “we got called on our bullshit and now we’re pouty about it.”
Younger Brother: “See Mommy? See? See? See? See?”
Older Brother: “Dude chill, she’s gonna explode.”
How the hell long did she stay in the bathroom? I mean, even with two kids it would take a LONG time to wreak that much flour-havoc upon a house. They took her new bag of flour out of the cupboard and DESTROYED HER HOUSE. Was she in the bathroom for a whole DAY???
Mom?
Mom with very masculine features?
What is wrong with people that their first instinct is always to get the video camera out after something like this happens? I say this now, because I don’t have children. Maybe I’ll have a camera implanted once I have kids, so everyone can constantly watch the videos of my kid’s hijinks and marvel at my adorable offspring. But right now, I feel like this was a weird instinct.
http://tinypic.com/r/312k006/5
Ugh.
It has to end in .jpg.
bake and gay
When you say “oh my gosh” enough times it begins to not even sound like real words.
And then dad jumps out and screams, “April Fools! Haha funny, right? Now make me a sandwich. And clean this up while I go golfing.”
oh
my
gosh
That’s what she gets for trying to take a shower. Stupid mom. I tried that once and emerged to find a chair redecorated with smiley faces (Keeelllyyy).
Well that’s what YOU get for taking a 7-hour
wine breakshower!!I’m just kidding, Kate. You’re the best.
But this is exactly why I will reroute *my* mom through other sites to see the same thing. My mom CANNOT find out about where I hang out on the Internet. NO ONE TELL HER.
I’m worried about where mom keeps the cleaning supplies.
that will be the next video.
“Oh, you rascals! All right, enough! Mommy has to clean this up. *Gets out VIM kitchen cleaner*. But FIRST, mommy needs to use the potty! *boys smile affectionately*”
25 minutes later
“Alright, time to clean this mes…oh my god. OH MY GOD! Boys? BOYS? You drank the VIM? ALL OF IT?! My sweet, sweet boys! You don’t feel so good? You’ve been vomiting? You’ve lost feeling in your limbs? Your heart rate has slowed to a precarious low? Well let’s get to the hospital before you DIE…but not before you SMILE FOR THE VIDEO CAMERA”
omg looks so real and unstaged and everything!
These are a couple of Dexters in the making. No sense of right and wrong.
FAMILY HOME DESTROYED IN SECOND FLOUR AVALANCHE – EXCELLENT PARENTING IS TO BLAME
oh my gosh
If only she had the kids spread Doritos all over the house, she could have entered this into their Crash The Superbowl contest. womp womp.
One time when all of our families were together for some holiday, my cousin and I were supposed to take a nap. Instead, we found a container of baby powder and decided to shake it all around the room and pretend like it was snowing. It was awesome. My older cousin, who didn’t have to take naps, heard us having fun and told on us. This was way before everybody had cameras on their phones, so their first reaction was to spank us and then clean up the mess. There is a picture of my mom and Aunt looking very pissed off and standing in the room with the vacuum cleaner after cleaning up. I still think it was worth it.
I think that’s the same Mom who’s kid was playing with the dead squirrel. Almost sounds the same, and the bad parenting and rush to videotape evidence over stopping the awfulness is there too.
Unlike in cartoons, spilling flour on oneself does not automatically make people think you are a scary ghost. Sigh.
I saw her disabling the comments as a way to stop people from complaining (accurately) about her poor parenting skills. However, those tags are awfully fishy.
I was expecting to hear “Sally, go watch TV” from that voice.
I can’t decide whether this would be really easy to clean up, or basically impossible. Do you just vacuum it? Or do you have to involve some kind of wetness? I am not ready for kids.
This woman left her 1yo and 3yo unattended long enough to get in to the pantry to get the flour, and long enough to cause the mess in the video… What kind of bender was she recovering from? Ill put money down betting that those 2 boys have different dads, cuz mom must be recovering from some hard core uppers to allow this to happen.