
Can you even believe that next week is already Thanksgiving? What is going on around here? Slow down! It’s not time yet. It’s still summer, I thought. I’m like the kid at the end of Kids who wakes up and is like “what happened?” Except that in his case what happened is he just raped a girl who was tripping on ecstasy because she found out she got AIDS from Telly, and in my case I just feel like the holidays got here really fast and have the feeling I get every year at the end of the year that I can’t believe it’s the end of the year already kind of, but then also I totally can because plenty of stuff happened, a whole year’s worth of stuff. But otherwise me and that kid from Kids are the same. And so here we are again. The year is pretty much over. And let’s chalk up next year, too. It’s going to go by pretty fast. It’s basically 2013 at this point. Maybe even 2014. Guess who has already started celebrating the weekend and that’s why his blog posts are so well-written and not drunky confuso? You get one guess. Whisper it into the night wind. GOODBYE!
After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Ladies Of Downton Abbey At A Modern Dance Party!Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.
This Week’s Highest Rated Comments
| #5 | brynn | Nov 15th | Score:65 | |
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I certainly don’t think Community being sidelined is important in the grand scheme of life but I don’t see anything wrong with being a little bummed out by it, no? If we have to live in this nightmare world we might as well get to watch some enjoyable shows! |
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| Posted in: Community‘s Mid-Season Hold OR: Occupy Wall Street Evacuated | |||
| #4 | Hapsburg Hip | Nov 15th | Score:68 | |
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Six seasons and a movie. |
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| Posted in: Community‘s Mid-Season Hold OR: Occupy Wall Street Evacuated | |||
| #3 | godsdog | Nov 15th | Score:69 | |
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Do a little dance, make a little love, Get Downton night. |
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| Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Ladies Of Downton Abbey At A Modern Dance Party! | |||
| #2 | ROFLame-o | Nov 16th | Score:73 | |
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Some days he looks great, some days he looks horrifying: you might say the number of ways Bradley Cooper can look are Limitless. |
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| Posted in: Reader Poll: Is Bradley Cooper The Sexiest Man Alive? | |||
| #1 | Dr. Feelgood | Nov 14th | Score:76 | |
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PEEIN PEESON. |
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| Posted in: Liam Neeson Peed His Pants | |||
[Assoc. Ed. Note: Hahah, the fact that "PEEIN PEESON" is the highest rated comment of the week makes it much funnier to me than if I were judging it as just a normal comment. Not that it isn't VERY FUNNY on its own. Because it is. But this placement is very funny. Great job Dr. Feelgood! Also: Perfect job to you, ROFLame-o. Perfect comment. Congrats. Also congratulations to everybody else. Happy Thanksgiving to you guys the most, and then to everyone else a little less!]
This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment
| #1 | Mick Flash | Nov 14th | Score:-16 | |
| Not only was the entire show rehashed and lame but so is Kelly’s review including liking Coldplay and mentioning Jason Segel.
http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/11/13/saturday-night-live-recap-emma-stone/ |
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| Posted in: Saturday Night Live: Emma Stone And Coldplay | |||
[Ed. Note: Oh, fuck off. You're trash.]
This Week’s Caption Contest Winner
| godsdog | Nov 15th | Score:69 | ||
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Do a little dance, make a little love, Get Downton night. |
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| Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Ladies Of Downton Abbey At A Modern Dance Party! | |||
[Ed. Note: Congratulations, godsdog! You earned it.]
This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice
| eega | Nov 17th | Score:2 | ||
| how do you make a video like this? i have some stuff i want to sing. | |||
| Posted in: The Internet Still Works: A Shirtless Dude Plays Sting’s “Field Of Gold” On A Recorder In Front Of A Green Screen | |||
[Assoc. Ed. Note: I can't really explain why this comment is my favorite comment this week, but every time I think about it I LOL IRL, soooooo. A close second is when eega said, "did anyone say gabe yet" in the "Sexiest Man Alive" post. Really hitting it out of the park this week, congrats eega. ]
This Week’s Editor’s Choice
| That One | Nov 14th | Score:46 | ||
| Posted in: Liam Neeson Peed His Pants | |||
[Ed. Note: This photo is impossible and it doesn't exist. THERE ARE STILL RULES IN THIS WORLD.]
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FIRST!
You did it, Steve Winwood! You won!
No black power salute Steve ? RACIST !
It’s Friday let’s dance

Thanks Chris- there goes my afternoon.
http://gifsoup.com/NTA1ODE
let’s fuckin’ party.
Mick Flash: “I am not trash. ”
Chris Trash: “I am Trash.”
Us: “Everybody Huey Lewis dance!”
Friday: “It’s Friday!”
Happy Birthday Danny DeVito!!! Happy weekend everyone!!!!!
Danny DeVito I love your work, happy birthday
“DeVito is Neato” -Sexiest Man Protest Sign
Danny DeVito love you,
love is forever fan love you
I have this fantasy where Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman are my parents, so today I’d like to say, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD! I LOVE YOU! TAKE CARE I’LL SEE YOU AT THANKSGIVING!”
Are you too short or too tall? I’m curious. It has to be one of those two things. When you were a kid, were you always fuming cuz you couldn’t look your parents in the eye and stare them down even when they were WRONG but you thought one day, one day I’ll be a grown up and THEN! And then… but the then never came and so you’ve had to glare at their chests and imagine their nipples as eyes because you refuse to look up because they’re not better than you, no-one is, bastard universe.
OR… are you freakishly tall and do you wish you were shorter because short people seem to have all the fun? Like, do you wish you could roll up into a tiny ball and bounce around in a pinball machine?
Which of those two options expresses YOU! I’m curious.
Well, I’m short, but mainly I just think they’re both really awesome.
Cool.
Danny Devito WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS!
what are all yall going to do this weekend?
Probably going to see Melancholia, what do you think of Kirsten Dunst?
What is Melancholia?
Less fatal than melon cholera.
Probably have sex with my wife or something.
pictures or it didnt happen
I’m working all weekend. What are you doing Steve? What’s a Winwood family thanksgiving like?
“She’s turkey.” -Steve Thanksgivingwood
Thanksgiving is next weekend, not this weekend.
I mean next Thursday, not next “weekend” etc
Thanksgiving happened more than a month ago, DUMBASS!!
hahahahahahahahahaha
CANADA FTW!!
I’m going to a nerd convention to meet Patrick Stewart! Now I just have to figure out what I’m going to say to him. Right now I’m between asking where he gets his ideas, or yelling “engage!”
I assume he’ll speak and you’ll turn into an Alex Mack puddle
That is also an option. Another one is that I just start pitching him his screenplay from Extras. I am definitely not going to embarass myself, is what I’m saying.
Just go “Tea. Earl Gray. Hot.” and then grin and raise your eyebrows expectantly and say “Ahhh???” nod your head like you’re expecting him to “get it.”
that’s a line he used to say a lot on a little tv show I like to call S.T.T.N.G.
Sting had a TV show? Starring Captain Picard?
Flully, I’m so jealous! Please report back on everything.
UPDATE: Patrick Stewart is a cold motherfucker, but Sam Merlotte is pretty much my best friend. Details(AND PICS) to follow.
“Thanks for coming to this nerd fest, Coldick Stewart”
Working. Like every weekend. Working in television is glamorous, guys!
what tv program do you work on and what kind of work do you do?
On Saturday I am playing board games with my Board Game Friends and drinking beer to spice up the games. On Sunday I will work on a secret project which is a tween romance about vampire love which I am cowriting with my Cowriting an Awful Tween Romance Friend. Obviously.
I’m visiting my dad in the hospital whose name is Steve, incidentally. Thanks for asking.
I am thrilled to be included (thanks monsters!) but even more tickled that “PEEIN PEESON” is the number-one comment. Get it? Number-one?
I just wish I could downvote myself.
i clocked out 2 hours ago, but still have to sit here for another 40 minutes. somebody get me some booze!
also, ra ra riot in Chicago tonight! hurray for concerts.
Working tomorrow and then I’m off for 9 WHOLE DAYS. That’s like a million years in my mind. Also, I think it’s pretty awesome to see so many newer monsters in the Ball this week. Spread the love everyone!
I’m having the worst day and this guy is my favorite* part of Hot Rod. Thank you!!!
*every part is my favorite part of Hot Rod.
Actually I think I’m going to punch dance in the forest until I feel better.
CHESTER! Much love for Chester AND Hot Rod.
Oh wow! Maybe I should comment more than twice every six months? It’s an honor, monsters!
You also have the cutest icon!
Thanks, ma’am.
D’oh! I mean,

Please pardon my faux pas, monsters.
JCVD has very well-groomed armpits.
I can’t believe that for all our technology, we still don’t have an “unsee” button.
It is called AdBlock Plus, my friend.
Glad to see Eega got some recognition, her gatheraroundtheoakentable and Steve are very naturally funny. I love most of you monsters but those 3 are bringing it lately. #FF
I WILL NEVER TIRE OF THIS GIF
Jean-Ralphio drum major gif is our generation’s James’ Franco’s so good pie gif.
I bet my mom is glad she spent $50k on my education.
And thus ends my week as reigning Ball champion. It was all I could have asked for. Happy weekend, everyone!!
Heh heh, you’re the Ball Champion.
Sorry, I just watched the new Beavis and Butthead.
I’ll get into the Ball one week. Mark my words! I’m gonna hit the big time!