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Long has the prophecy held that a day would come when a new form of evil was birthed unto the world, and that this awful creature would bring about the end of times. I’m not speaking of a biblical devil. That remains the whimsical fancy of simple minded charlatans and the unformed children who follow their lessons. There is no morality in this. There is no punishment for wickedness, for all will be punished, and the righteous will not be spared. This is evil for evil’s sake. A terrible, dark cloud of unchecked horror spread wide across the globe. Flesh torn from bones. Flames erupting from cracked skulls. A blotted out sun, and the permanent night that will haunt those who are not engulfed in the first wave until they succumb in the second wave. Or the third. No one will survive all three. We are doomed, but this we’ve known all along. There was no preventing it. Nothing could ever have changed, it was written from the very beginning of time. We know this now. If that provides you with some comfort, then you are one of the lucky ones. For the rest of us, there is no comfort. All will suffer. None will survive. Pure evil is here.
May Ricky Gervais have mercy on our souls. (Via reddit.)
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I’m Pooping…EVIL
Cthulhu has arrived.
That’s the same face the jazz band use to make at me in junior high.
Careful…
Not a chance, jazz band trademarked that face years ago.
In comes the meat wagon! WEEOOO WEEOOO WEEOOO
“The tiny occupants of the toy car must DIE!” –that baby.
“Look on my works, Ye Mighty, and despair.” -Shelly, 2
More Brimstone!
“We Need to Talk About This Baby”
Yikes, who’s her father, George Clooney?
“It was as if millions of Lego mini-figures cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”
“Join me, and together we will rule the g—-NO, that’s MY juice box!”
I don’t want kids AT ALL, but I kind of want this one. At least to just hang out with and smash stuff. I guess that’s what makes me the “fun” aunt. And the wine, obviously.
More Satan.
how does this not have more upvotes?
Ah, birth control. Perfect, perfect birth control. I can throw the pill away now, this is all I need.
I do not think that means what you think it means…
Elizabeth Hurley made evil sexy. This baby makes evil cute.