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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
His recorder says Fields of Gold, but his eyes say Every Breath You Take.
Wow, Stewart Copeland looks really good for his age.
Things I get about this: Song choice, shirtless-ness, a recorder and green screen. Bu what I need? What I need from this is a for him to BLINK.
and for me to edit.
I have the weirdest boner right now
Nothing like a wide-eyed, concave-chested, disproportionately large-headed male just working the SHIT out of a musical instrument.
Disappointingly ironic. My kingdom for a sincere shirtless green screen and recorder enthusiast.
This guy is still somehow less creppy than Sting himself.
No way, this guy is the creppiest guy ever. So full of crep.
He is interesting. From his YouTube profile:
http://www.youtube.com/user/amonsen
About Me: Author/illustrator of “All My Friends Are Dead” and “I Feel Relatively Neutral About New York.” Your future friend.
Also, his Tears in Heaven video description is:
This is dedicated to my Eric Clapton and my mom, Gail.
I’ve heard if your lost in the woods and play this on your recorder, it will summon Sting and he’ll show you the way out.
Really? I heard that it makes Sting come to your town and lead all the children away.
The best is when he is waiting for his next cue to play.
Just a normal guy waiting to play the recorder.
Are you sure that isn’t Ctuthlu?
I can’t be sure, no. Your drawing certainly makes a compelling case that he may be at the very least associated with Ctuthlu.
You wrote “compelling” where I think you meant to type “Damning”.
Also, I love the use of the ellipsis on that poster, that pause plays out in brain like this:
“You’ll just have time to scream…”
Oh good!
“…before it tears you apart!”
oh shoot.”
Like…if I only have time to scream…probably something bad is about to happen. Ss if there were some movie about a Good Samaritan killer and the poster slogan said:
“He’ll be killing you…”
“…with Kindness.”
Well…once you said he was killing me, that’s all I could think about, movie poster! I’m certainly not going to stick around and find out with what, oh it’s kindness? Oh well that’s okay I guess
possibly Quetzalcoatl …
My favorite part is the first 22 seconds where he has the recorder to his lips, ready to play, as if he is not aware that there are still 22 seconds of opening instrumentals before he is supposed to start playing. That is of course not to say that he is supposed to ever start playing, because “NEVER START DOING THIS” should have been his one and only thought here.
That guy looks worryingly like me. By that I mean I am also sat topless in front of a green screen.
I’m pretty sure you meant the title of this to be “The Internet is Working Better Than Ever”.
Why are you guys talking about a green screen? This guy is magic and he is actually playing recorder in the clouds.
Is this a leaked scene from this season’s Dexter? He oddly reminds me of Chet Haze’s brother, better known as Tom Hank’s other son who plays the crazy this season.
how do you make a video like this? i have some stuff i want to sing.
You guys are so much nicer than the Tosh.0 commenters. Most of them were really angry about the size and shape of my nipples.
that’s ridiculous. you have very handsome nipples.
That is exactly what I needed to hear.
Matt Albee and Harriet Hayes should definitely hire this guy to play at their wedding. #studio60burn