It’s like, what did people even do before they could have Bert and Ernie telling them how to get to the airport? Probably just blindly drive until their car ran out of gas in the middle of a cornfield and then just walk to the graveyard and wait for God to take them up to heaven. Technology is way better. Sorry, gramps! (Via Neatorama.)

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  1. They also have Snuffalufagus recordings, but it doesn’t work if anybody else is in the car.

    • They have Count von Count recordings, but he counts sequentially up from the number 1 for every number in the directions. Drive slow, or you’re going to miss a lot of turns.

  2. I don’t trust them. After all these years, they still haven’t accurately told me how I can get to Sesame Street.

  3. For some reason however they only give proper directions in the San Fransisco, North Halsted, and Key West areas.

  4. I’d rather it be Statler and Waldorf.

  5. The Elmo recording makes you voluntarily drive off a cliff.

  6. Recalculating.

  7. “We’ve found a life on the highway.
    And your way is my way,
    So trust my navigation!”-

    Kermit’s TomTom GPS video application

  8. did they even have to have the puppets there to record? couldn’t they have just had the voice actors?

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