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“If I am a pancake for you, you give me a time and a plate. I give you a five-minute window, any syrup happens in that five minutes and I’m yours no matter what. I don’t sit in while you’re pouring it down; I don’t carry a blueberry… I’m a pancake.”
Alternately: “If you’re a pancake, I’m a pancake. THIS. IS. THE NOTEBOOOOK!” (Via The Famous.)
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Hey, it has exactly as much personality as the real thing!
Guys, don’t mind facetaco. He hasn’t been a big fan of pancakes ever since his brother got famous after taking that job at IHOP:
Not sure if this is an appropriate place to nominate ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ for the WMOAT, but I’m doing it.
In a related story, I love pancakes, so don’t judge me.
both lay the syrup on thick.
More like a Hot Cake, am I right ladies???
that joke is total cheese
“Hey, kid. Want a pancake?”
Hey, girl.
Let me buy you another drink…
This pancake is anti-semitic, because they chose not to use a latke.
This is kismet, because I just perfected my Christina Hendricks ice cream cone:
And if you invert it it becomes an Anthony Weiner cone. #lenowritingsamples
I dunno, it’d make way more sense to put his likeness on a pizza on account of how he was on the show two guys a girl and a pizza place.
My reaction to this: WHAT? HE WAS? How did I not kno……..ohhhhhhhhhhhh I get it.
It’s hard to believe that no one pointed out that the quote should really be “you give me a time and a PLATE.” But don’t worry, I fixed it.
“a pancake that will really kick your teeth in!”
My favorite part of this Ryan Gosling pancake face is that it is sitting in a dog food dish.
Is this what all Canadian pancakes look like?
“I got a plan to get a million dollar book deal only using a pancake and tumblr”
hahahaha This whole freakin thread kills me!
Hey girl, I love you so much I made you a delicious pancake of my face.
Are we sure it’s not supposed to be Steve Carrell?
For comparison.
And where is the Ryan Gosling pizza? that you can get in a pizzeria? that is run by a jew?