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Get out all of your funeral gear because we’re gonna have to throw a big one! JUST DO IT!! 47-year-old actor Brad Pitt, you may know him as “Will Colbert” from the television series Friends, has been going around telling everyone that he’s going to retire from acting when he turns fifty. THAT’S IN JUST THREE YEARS! R.I.P. movies! From NME:
The Hollywood big hitter has suggested that he will likely stop appearing on screen in within the “next three years,” but hinted that he would continue to work behind the camera. He told Australian talkshow 60 Minutes: “I’ve really enjoyed the producerial side and getting stories to the plate that may have had a harder time otherwise.”
The interview echoes previous comments about his screen career having a shelf life in the Sunday Times: “We all have a shelf life, and mine is coming. Although there are a couple of things I’d still like to do. I am looking forward to playing a grumpy old dude one day, that’s for sure.”
Obviously this is very serious. I don’t think there is any way that Brad Pitt could renege on this formal resignation that in no way hints or even states outright that he will continue acting into old age. What will Hollywood do without him?! WHO WILL PLAY ALL THE BENJAMIN BUTTONS!? I do think, though, that in a time like this Brad Pitt would rather have us celebrate the life of his career than mourn its definitely for real death. So let’s do that! With a Brad Pitt retirement movies game! YAY!!!
I will go first:
- The Tree Of Peacefully Spending The Last Few Years Of Life
- Less Money(ball)
- Meet Joe Black, Your In-Home Nurse
- World War ZZzzZzzzzzz
- Grandma and Grandpa Smith
Awww, you’re welcome Brad Pitt! We’ll miss you! (Thanks for the tip, Scott!)
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Mr. Smith: Widower Spy
Interview With The Country Club
Klorida
Bravissimo
Legends of the Fallen and I Can’t Get Up
“I know how you feel Brad. Sometimes you just gotta leave the game, ya know?”
Octogenarian Fight Club
Oceans 11-8=3 years left before I retire hahahahaha math jokes.
Se7enty
Babel On and On About That Time You Pranked Jonah Hill
Thelma & Louise & Werther’s Originals
Incontinent Basterds
I have one more!
Seven YEARS In Line At The Captain D’s Oi! It Was Six O’ Clock By The Time We Got Our Fish And You Know Fish After Dark Gives Me Gas
A River Runs Through It (since it’s already about fishing)
Nappers.
Get Those 12 Monkeys Off My Lawn
Is this a real retirement or a Cher-tirement?
The Assassination of Brad Pitt’s Career by the Old Basterd Brad Pitt
the curious case of benjamin`s button-down cardigan.
MegaOld
Interview with the Grampire
Burn After Napping
The Assassination of Jesse James by th..by…well I`ll be damned, I can`t remember the name of the movie!
PensionBall
Se7en is Way Too Late for Dinner
The Mexican [stole my slippers]
The Mexican’t Get it Up
Light Sleepers
Alternate: Catnappers
Ocean’s No Longer Thirteen
Canasta Club
Old World.
Thelma & Louise (nailed it)