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There are few things more horrifying than the thought of someone watching you while you think you are alone. What a nightmare! And if you’re dancing while you think you are alone? Forget about it. Kill yourself. There watching you through a window, right? Well jump out of it. You’ve brought shame upon your family, so it’s time to make things right. We’re not wrong to be worried about this kind of thing. The human organism is basically a Humiliation Machine, and when we believe that we are safe and unseen and our natural guards come down, that is when the humiliation is produced at Overtime Levels. It’s already bad enough when we think people ARE watching, but when they’re not, oh brother, look out, it’s about to get DISGUSTING. Of course, for a lucky few of us, including the child in the video I have posted after the jump, when we are all alone and left to nothing but our own devices, it turns out OUR DEVICES ARE AWESOME. So if you are going to get caught dancing in the kitchen while doing the dishes by your father with a video camera (good father, btw) then make sure you are basically the best dancer in the world. Trust me. You’ll appreciate this advice I just gave you.
What does this dude look like when he’s trying to show off? A GOD? (Via TastefullyOffensive.)
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Michael Jackson would approve, not so much because of the dancing and music, but more the spying on little boys with video cameras.
I think he generally sympathizes with the plight of the dishwasher; he can, philosophically, align himself with any task that seeks to turn what was once dirty sparkling white.
or something. but maybe nothing. probably nothing.
I am very glad that he did not fall and hit his head on the dishwasher.
It’s times like these that I am thankful that I wasn’t born during the internet age, and my parents have no idea how to set the time on a VCR.
Note: VCR: Videocassette Recorder
Ah, “Smooth Criminal.” Good choice kid. Well within the margin of “good Michael Jackson music.”
Michael Jackson and dish washing actually go hand in hand. You know, because of the Bubbles.
Is that from Sidekicks? I fucking love Sidekicks.
I’m pretty sure it’s from Dodgeball, around the time where Jason Bateman is actually making the movie kind of funny.
dodgeball is terrific.
“hahahahahaha–DO YOU’RE FUCKING CHORES AND QUIT DICKING AROUND, ERIC!” — this dad, seconds after the camera was turned off.
before confining himself for the remainder of the night in the empty trophy room he had made for his son shortly after he was born.
-I`ll be damned if I`m going to fill it with any of those fairy-pants dance competition ribbons!
*drink*
-gahhhhh
-*drink*
-hhmmmmpphhhh
Scene.
Dancing alone to Smooth Criminal is our generation’s dancing alone to Pony
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BECAUSE IT’S AN AWESOME SONG?
That is correct
Ha. Yes, it is. I love the down votes for this! No one question Michael ever. I should know better! I was just seriously wondering – I thought he’d be too old school for youngsters today.
No, I got what you meant, and I was joking an overreaction. But I can safely say, as someone who is a fan of the Pixies and Joy Division, that you don’t need to grow up in the same time period to love a song/album/artist.
Exactly 5c0tt J0pl1n 4evah!
Gah! As someone who was an adult when Surfer Rosa came out, I now feel too old for the internet. Yikes!
Good point. I suddenly feel younger and more hip to boot. Thank you!
He’s either the most popular kid at school today or the most embarrassed.
Um, in my experience, dancers were SUPER popular in middle school. So, have a great day kid.
Probably both? Childhood is confusing and the worst.
That kid is totally going to get laid. And by laid I mean he’s going to get to second.
YouTube response: video of dad performing cunnilingus on mom while Supertramp plays in BG.
oh i love this so much, i’m not a mom but i felt like a total mom while watching this video. so adorable! what a talented young man! aren’t kids god’s greatest gift?