“Lady of Interest” Lindsay Lohan reported to jail last night to serve a six month sentence for violating her parole only to be released four hours later. It’s called justice, and it has been served.

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  1. Off Topic, but it is my new goal in life to be known as a “Lady of Interest”. I hope that title comes complete with complementary cigarette holder and tiny gun that fits in a stylish clutch purse. Also, sunglasses and a long scarf that I can wrap around my hair like old movie stars. And the ability to run in heels (because ladies of interest are always running from various law enforcement agencies) (why yes, “Lady of Interest” pretty much means “International Art Thief” in my head)

  2. Did she get in a tranny knife fight already?

  3. I was in prison for four hours once

  4. Lindsay Lohan is so bad at life, she can’t even be naked right.

  5. “Excuse me, Officer, but I opened a bottle of vodka before I left for jail this morning and I simply can’t in good conscience let it go bad. I’m sure you can understand.”

  6. I dare anybody to click on the “images” folder for that Bing search.

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