What? Horse mask. Are you watching a different video than me? Because all I see is a totally standard horse mask no big deal not even sure why we’re talking about it. (Via SayOMG.)
I’m not sure what this is but I am sure that it must be destroyed.
this is perfect for my saturday morning re-enactments of Zoobilee Zoo. that hot shot new guy who looks just like Ben Vereen is gunna shit when he sees me.
I think that Horse is flirting with me; I’m having mixed feelings about it.
That’s actually way better than my horse mask.
NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kill it with fire!
You guys, this mask is #54. There are at least 54 iterations of this thing.
That’s still three less than Heinz.
Seriously, how the fuck does it take you 57 tries to perfect mixing tomato paste, corn syrup, and water?
can he do yoga in it?
Horses, Masks, and Horse Masks always remind me of The Cell, and that moved me creeped me out something fierce.
tl;dr: RIGHT NOW I”M ALL
*that movie creeped me out, and removed my ability to spot typos
I thought it was the Sex and the City 3 trailer.
somebody downvoted this by mistake. good comment that!
Actually, it’s a little mean. I’m not a mean person. I took a cheap shot for the laugh. Sorry, Sarah Jessica Parker! I apologize. Stomp twice if you understand.
I was going to make a Sarah Jessica Parker joke, but then I got lazy. And then I found one here already. Tip top!
Okay. Cool. Foam Latex mask. Cool makeup. Wonders of the modern world, look how real it is. Anyway, HOW DOES HE MOVE THE TONGUE AROUND? Seriously, is that his real tongue, or is his tongue also wearing a horse tongue mask?
It’s some hot tongue on horse mask tongue action.
Is it weird that I sort of want one of these? Yes? Yes definitely not okay? Cool just checking.
That guy loves his job.
Somewhere, someplace, this is someone’s fantasy. And I want to be far, far away from it.
Catherine the Great, and you are about 250 years away.
Was it silent for everybody else? Because it was for me, which makes sense. I mean..is there really anything to say to that?
Stop freaking out. This is just Ben Stiller’s audition video for the Mr. Ed reboot.
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