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Someone has broken down the meaningful statistics (body counts, explosions, etc) in Michael Bay films. Beautiful Mind 2: Beautifuler Minder, I’m sure.
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It’s interesting that while Transformers: Dark of The Moon had more explosions than Revenge of The Fallen, there were significantly fewer on-screen deaths.
Did I just say it was interesting? Oops. I meant “likely true”.
Damn. People are Dumb.
Someone should do this for Lars Von Trier, only instead of explosions, it could be like, terrifying body mutilations.
Someone should do this for Adam Sandler movies, only instead of explosions, it could be like, Rob Schneider Cameos. And instead of bodycount, it could be like, Steve Buscemi cameos.
Someone should do this for Body Count. Only instead of bodycount, it could be like, how often Ice-T even talks to those guys anymore.
Someone should do this for Iced tea. I mean someone should bring me an iced tea. and instead of explosions, two lemon wedges please.
“Here’s your fucking Iced Tea!!!” – Michael Bay
I’d like to call into question the validity of this data. There is no way the creator of this graph was able to get a SECOND person to parse through every Michael Bay movie in order to verify his numbers. Shenanigans!
“How many Bothans died to bring us this information?” – Mon Mothma