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For someone who generally thinks Halloween is a little bit silly and who in particular complained that this year’s Halloween was over-long, I sure seem to like posting Halloween stuff forever! So sue me. We all are a bundle of contradictions. It is the messy stuff from which life is made. Besides, this is the last one, but come on. Sad Beetlejuice! Hahahhaha. Awwww. Why so serious?! (Poor sad Beetlejuice doesn’t even get that reference. To be honest, Sad Beetlejuice doesn’t know about most of the background information you need to make sense of this blog post. He missed the Sad Keanu meme. He doesn’t even know what a blog is. Maybe that is why he is so sad. Because it has finally dawned on him that after we become absurdly comical ghosts trapped in a model train set, even if we are pop cultural icons with our own Saturday morning cartoon, eventually the world moves on without us.) Dust to dust. To one Sad Beetlejuice to another. Caption this photo, bananamen.
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Sandworms automatically disqualified. Sorry, sandworms. (Image via WarmingGlow.)
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I am alone.
*balls up bar napkin, throws it away, grabs new one*
I am UTTERLY alone.
opening scene from the reboot starring zach braff.
Don’t even joke about such things. I am quite sure if you say Zach
Brthree times, he’ll show up and make you listen to indie rock you got sick of 4 years ago.But, it will change your life.
Heidi Klum isn’t sad, she’s just concentrating hard on an idea for her fourth costume.
He’s the ghost with the most (regrets).
I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. But this? THIS sucks.
The bartender had just tally’d him his tab.
It took a while, but I saw what you did there.
He’s just pissed that after telling Lydia his name, she told her friends, and her friends are callin’ him on the horn all the time, He gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it made his life into a hell. Okay? A living hell.
Say his name three times, and he’ll buy you a drink, then try to grope you, then follow you to the bathroom, then you have to crawl out the window to get away from him.
herman cain
herman cain.
herman cain
“i should’ve known that if i wore this to a videogum party everyone would call me ‘fake and gay-o’”
herman caine
I’m the ghost with the most… time on his hands.
It took too long for someone to upvote this.
He’s probably just sad because he found out that Gabe didn’t write the script for Beetlejuice 2. He was really looking forward to all the parkour.
That poor guy looks like he’s carrying a heavy Burton.
Looks like tonight it’s just me and my sandworm… again.
You’d be sad too if your last “big movie” was Herbie: Fully Loaded
“Winona Ryder… whyyyyy?”
Stood up by Casper. Again.
Proof once and for all that dressing as Bettlejuice will not get you laid.
I see no conclusive proof here. So I will stay with this method.
Did you know Michael Keaton’s real name is Michael Douglas?
Beetlejuice made the mistake of deciding to catch up on what Tim Burton has been doing for the last ten years.
Kean Reeves is gonna be PISSED somebody stole his move
The Now Serving sign is still only at 17.
SMOOOOOOOKIN’!!
True story: I once looked at the IMDb Memorable Quotes Page for The Mask because my existence is fairly meaningless and this cracks me up SO MUCH:
Just picturing someone submitting that always makes me smile at least.
Play it, Sam. You played it for her you can play it for me. Play “Day-Oh (Banana Boat Sing).”
Dear Diary; Robert Smith stood me up again. That bastard keeps on breaking that black little heart of mine, and I keep on going back. Why? I am worth more than this. Yes. I. Am.
“Who’s dick i gotta honk to get a beer around here” – Sad Beetlejuice
Emma Stone didn’t call back after 10 texts…is that needy? Maybe a video…
i can’t believe alec baldwin is more famous than geena davis
Ben Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel separated? More whiskey.
Looks like he’s planning on using a a Beetlenoose some time soon.
“I should have paid attention to Yelp. Two stars for this place was generous”.
Bill was never a popular man. He was the constant butt of jokes at the office, and that big promotion he thought he was a shoe-in for was given to Kevin in accounting. His friends rarely replied to his text messages, and when they did, they never ended them with emoticons. It was all business with them. His wife of 10 years left him, citing his obsession with insects and their mating rituals a big factor for the decision. It wasn’t until this year he felt he could move on and begin a new life for himself. And damnit, he was going to do just that.
Halloween was his favourite holiday. Something about dressing up like someone else always made him feel safe. After the success of his previous years costumes, ‘Mr. Clean,’ ‘Guy with a cleaver in his head’ and ‘Bono’ he decided this year he’d go all-out. The extra mile. A real barn-burner. In doing so maybe he could stick it to Kevin in accounting. He had the perfect idea too: a character from his favourite 80′s film.
But that night, it was not meant to be. He arrived at the Restaurant Wine Bar expecting to be met with praise and respect. He sat at his favourite spot by the window, and ordered a rum and diet coke. The waitress scoffed at his outfit, asking ‘What are you supposed to be?’ and he was barely able to mumble a reply. He glanced around the bar, hoping to see some friendly faces, perhaps dressed as a Ghostbuster or Tony Montana. But all he could see was a sea of teenagers in halfhearted ‘costumes’ like sexy nurse, sexy fireman or sexy M&M. He wondered what happened to the Halloween he remembered, filled with ghosts and ghouls and spooky costumes from popular films. He waited in vain for someone to recognize him, to shout some catchphrase from the film. But any look that came his way was with an air of confusion and derision. His spirits fading as his drink arrived, he looked out the window longingly and wished he was back home. Wished he was in her arms. Wished he could touch her again.
He sighed deeply, then exhaled softly to himself with defeat;
“Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice. You damn fool.”
Why don’t YOU Novelize it?
No, I am not a juggalo!
He just found out Winona Ryder defriended him on facebook
“Sandworms. Ya hate em? Me too. Sigh.
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh”
even holloween is a sad day for keanu.
He just found out they tore down that tiny little whorehouse in the model village. Where… where will he go?
Not GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
That’s the best one!
Aye Aye, captain. Here goes:
“How did Micheal Douglas get to be the inaugural guest on Alec Baldwin’s podcast?”
“If even Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries can’t make it work, what’s the point of trying?”
Everybodyhurts.mp3
No one wants to tally his banana.
“Must wait for daylight.”
me wan’ go home
“Ugly hair… bad clothes…. kinda stupid… I’m Zombie Ke$ha!!! WHY IS NO ONE GETTING THIS????”
“Harry Belafonte Lyrics…”
This one, you guys.
This is less sad with a Danny Elfman score.
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Wow. I suck. And I had such beautiful plans for my Nighthawks at the Diner meets sad Beetlejuice gif.
You did it! Thanks, Flully. You have more than lived up to your namesake. (Which makes me the passengers on US Flight 1549 and the internet a flock of birds, I guess?)
What you lack in posting image skills, you more than make up for in analogy skills.
It is pretty good.
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
herman caine.
“Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beehhhhhhh….eh.”
“Being Napoleon Dynamite gets you laid, but Beetlejuice doesn’t anymore? ‘It’s Showtime!’ Ehh, fuck my life.”
Sad fuckin’ model!
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“I met a woman tonight. We were really connecting, and I told her that to get in touch with me all she had to do was say my name three times. She said I should’ve just given her a fake number, and then she left with my brother”
too bad…
The sad result of doing three shows that night.
I should have worn the Snooki costume.
Herman Cain?