For someone who generally thinks Halloween is a little bit silly and who in particular complained that this year’s Halloween was over-long, I sure seem to like posting Halloween stuff forever! So sue me. We all are a bundle of contradictions. It is the messy stuff from which life is made. Besides, this is the last one, but come on. Sad Beetlejuice! Hahahhaha. Awwww. Why so serious?! (Poor sad Beetlejuice doesn’t even get that reference. To be honest, Sad Beetlejuice doesn’t know about most of the background information you need to make sense of this blog post. He missed the Sad Keanu meme. He doesn’t even know what a blog is. Maybe that is why he is so sad. Because it has finally dawned on him that after we become absurdly comical ghosts trapped in a model train set, even if we are pop cultural icons with our own Saturday morning cartoon, eventually the world moves on without us.) Dust to dust. To one Sad Beetlejuice to another. Caption this photo, bananamen.
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Sandworms automatically disqualified. Sorry, sandworms. (Image via WarmingGlow.)