The project seems to finally be getting its footing (it’s almost as if Hollywood was my first language), but: WHO SHOULD PLAY ALL THE PARTS? I think it should be like a Parenthood/Breaking Bad mashup probably, +Elizabeth Olsen. Very good casting job! Very smart movie idea!





























No. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, nononononononononooooooooooooooo. Please let me have one childhood memory retain its dignity. Is that too much to ask? (apparently, yes, that is too much to ask).
“Take that, Bobby Tables’ childhood!” – Hollywood Fat Cats
Did you happen to see what people were wearing this Halloween? My childhood was irrevocably violated around the time I saw the second “sexy Patty Mayonnaise” outfit.
I’m going to hold off expressing my opinion until Frank Oz weighs in on the script.
The Rock, obviously. And Birdie.
#birdie4sprocket
C’mon guys. There’s one clear choice for the cast.
I smell sequel. (also desperation)
I think that’s actually Axe body spray…
Gobo: Ben Stiller
Boober: Zach Galifianakis
Wembley: Jesse Eisenberg
Mokey: Tina Fey
Red: Emma Stone
Uncle Traveling Matt: Jack Black
King Gorg: John Goodman
Queen Gorg: Roseanne Barr (stunt casting!)
Junior Gorg: Zach Braff
Trash Heap: Andy Serkis (mo-cap only)
THIS WILL BE AWESOME GUYS
Obviously I will be playing all of the roles.
For whatever reason, I decided to go with all newer-generation SNL cast members for this one.
Gobo: Bill Hader
Boober: Jason Sudekis
Wembley: Taran Killam
Mokey: Kristen Wiig
Red: Abby Elliott
Traveling Matt: Will Forte
King Gorg: Bobby Moynihan
Queen Gorg: Jenny Slate
Junior Gorg: Andy Samberg
Trash Heap: Fred Armisen