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Something that we all know for some reason is that Heidi Klum absolutely LOVES Halloween. That is one of the top five things I know for sure about Heidi Klum. (Another piece of unsettling Halloween knowledge that I wish I didn’t know for a fact is that this morning I saw that Emma Stone was some character from The Nightmare Before Christmas for Halloween and I thought, “Oh yeah, she and Andrew Garfield just went on a date to see that last week.” My brain is a Hollywood nightmare trap from Saw III.) (ANYWAY.) Every year Heidi Klum has her own Halloween party and you never even see photos of her guests because I’m not even sure if there ever are any guests. You only ever see photos of her because HOLY COW, HEIDI KLUM! She really goes for it. Last year she was this. And this year she was a body with no skin. She explained it to NYDaily :
“It’s kind of like a dead body with the first layer of skin ripped off,” Klum, 38, explained. “It’s basically like me naked.”
HEIDI KLUM IS 38? That seems younger than I thought! I guess it makes sense and is actually not a surprising age at all if I really think about it, but that was striking for a moment. The ages of celebrities will never not surprise me, even if they are totally normal ages. That’s what I have learned. Anyway, she has certainly done a great job on her costume yet again. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t room for improvement! There is always room for improvement. So let’s see if we can TOP HEIDI KLUM’S SKINLESS HALLOWEEN COSTUME!
Ok, so, here is your template:
And here are MY improvements:
Skinless Backwards Drive
Skinless Classic Hippie
Skinless Princess
Skinless Garth
MUCH BETTER! All you need is a little imagination.
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I would make her a skinless Finn, but that would be too sad.
You need so many committed friends to pull off that Vishnu costume. My friends are so lame, they’d never agree to stand behind me painted blue and waving all night at people they couldn’t see at the party.
That’s Kali – I suppose all blue-skinned, multi limbed Hindu deities look the same to you.
Both Vishnu and Kali are extra-armed and blue. Kali is female, so you are correct that Heidi was probably Kali, but my costume would be (as stated) Vishnu. Therefore I am correct enough for Internet comment purposes and your interference is unwarranted. DO NOT TRY TO CORRECT MY RACIST-AGAINST-GODS WAYS, GODSDOG.
Don’t have a sacred cow, man!
Up(anishads) vote.
You’d think that Germans would have learned by now what happens when they try to open up the Ark.
That is a lot more disturbing than I expected “basically Heidi Klum naked” to be.
Skinless Michael Moore
My favorite thing about this halloween costume is that it was made for a rich person who has lots of money to make an amazing costume. If Heidi Klum was a poor like us and still had a costume like this, then I might be impressed.
She is the Hallow1%.
Related: the year before Star Wars Episode II came out I went to a party full of great costumes. I remember it was before Ep. II came out because one guy’s costume was a Darth Vader head worn over a sky-blue 1977 tux with very ruffled shirt. I witnessed him having this conversation all night:
GUY: I’m Darth Vader Left at the Altar.
PERSON WHO’D ASKED: I don’t get it.
GUY: You will. Next year.
There was so much awesome stuff like that. But the costume contest was won by a chick who went and had her makeup professionally done. She was one of the ghosts from the crapfest 13 Ghosts. Who cares? Well, here’s your $50 gift card to Amazon, lady, you win, great job.
Maybe the bar has been set low because of people like Paris Hilton wearing Leg Avenue Sexy Dorothy costumes every year?
Skinless Heidi Klump
Completely normal Robbie Williams.
Skinless Facetaco:
more skin!
While I can’t draw anything on that photo, I am perfectly capable of painting a picture in your minds, and that picture is a skinless Seal singing “Kiss From a Rose” while knelt down in front of a skinless Heidi Klum, who is lounging seductively on couch made of their skin. Happy Halloween!
Oooooh, accidental incorrect placement of a comment! Spooky scary!
Happy joyful Halloween everyone! or as the christian fundamentalists are calling it this year “Jesusween”!!! But heidi really took Lady Gagas meat costume idea and really ran with it.
I think Heidi is taking the whole waif thing a bit too far.
Aww, crap.
Where are her boobs? If the skin had been ripped off, wouldn’t we AT LEAST see two lumps of fat/glandular tissue hanging from her (perfectly fat-free) pecs?