Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 by 8 Comments

On this morning’s Today Show, the whole cast dressed up as…the royal family…at the royal wedding? Huh. I guess they couldn’t be the Chilean miners because there aren’t enough of them? Was that the reason they weren’t the Chilean miners? Dressing up as the royal wedding is weird stuff, dudes. Especially when Matt Lauer is Prince William and Anne Curry is Kate Middleton? What is even going on at that point? It’s like watching your dad dress up as Ned Beatty in Deliverance and your mom dress up as the Appalachian forest goblin who rapes Ned Beatty in Deliverance. (Oh, SPOILER ALERT: that movie came out in 1972.) Does anyone want to see that, N/N? Our scientific poll found that 100 percent of respondents don’t want to see that. Matt Lauer. Wash your face, man! Fix your eyes! Something’s up with your eyes! Those are straight up HORROR EYES! Don’t steal no more souls, Matt Lauer, you got enough. (Brian Williams would never do this to us.) (Anderson Cooper would do even worse.)

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  1. facetaco  |   Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 +7

    Don’t blame Matt Lauer for this one. It’s a good thing he even agreed to participate at all. Otherwise, Willard Scott would have had to fill in, and they would have needed to go with a whole different wedding theme.

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  2. R2D2, Esq.  |   Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 +12

    This is just sour grapes, you guys. I have it on good authority that Birdie dressed up as one of the Queen’s corgis for Halloween.

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  3. ediblemole  |   Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 +3

    This makes perfect sense because: journalism, integrity, the Today Show and dressing-up-for-Halloween-at-work go hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand

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  5. tomjoad  |   Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 +13

    can you believe it’s already been two years since those two drunk ewoks ruined that today show segment and ann curry was the least fun person of all time?

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  6. whoatom101  |   Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 +7

    Fingers crossed that Good Morning America countered this by dressing up as Seal Team 6.

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