Are you kidding me? This video has been around since August, so how has Obama not been impeached yet? Get this guy in office! It’s crazy that he’s not president already. Good ad. GREAT candidate. Hermain Cane Y2K12! (Thanks for the tip, Tom.)

Comments (30)
  1. Herman Cain?! Damn, I was hoping this was a new Dr. Pepper 10 commercial.

  2. This video deserves a special seal of approval:

  3. I guess the Cain Train stops in Lexington, Kentucky. Deputy Art Mullen, noooooo!

  4. “This ad is lacking a silly line reading about smoking”

  5. this video seems so familiar…

  6. Godfather’s Pizza taste like something you would find under a bus seat.

  7. “why is always about color with you people” – says the old west white man to the black man.

    Ugh. And the fact that I know they realized what they were saying makes it worse. And the fact that this ad is for Herman Cain makes that odd.

    • Maybe Herman Cain doesn’t actually know he’s black and his staff doesn’t have the heart to tell him.

      Or maybe he’s just completely unaware that racism is still a thing.

      Neither would surprise me.

  8. I will never understand the assertion that the owner of a chain restaurant is more qualified for politics than a community organizer.

  9. Tim and Eric, you’ve done it again.

  10. It’s almost as though his opponents are making these commercials. What is this one? A**holes for Cain?

  11. Is this eligible for Oscar consideration?

  12. I know this is focusing on the Wrong Thing, but why is there a comma after carried? Did grammar change while I wasn’t looking?

    • It’s actually a statement about the 2nd amendment, and Yellow Flowers is his love interest.

      YF: Did he have his gun with him?

      Man: He carried, Yellow Flowers

      I’m disappointed in myself.

  13. There was a time when a man said “Cock-a-doodle-doo, ma’am” it was considered sexual harassment.

    • Actually, that was a common greeting in the old West. Whether the lady was carrying a rooster or not, it was just good form to greet a lady with a hearty Cock-a-doodle-doo.

  14. He sings real parodies and makes real pizza and says real ridiculous shit.

  15. uh….what the fuck? this shit looks fucking way off and misleading with the volume off (i’m @ fvcking work)

  16. I really like that the liberals are fake drunk on sarsaparilla. It’s this kind of attention to detail that makes think Herman Cain is going to lock me in a van.

    Wait, no, it’s that horrifying slow smile.

  17. Well, I’ll never be able to watch Justified the same way again. :(

  18. I’m sick of the Hollywood actor elites telling us to vote for Herman Cain.

  19. The next time one of my conservative friends asks me if I’m a liberal, I’m going to say “Card-carryin’ ” in a thick Texas drawl and then spit on his shoe.

  20. “Hollywood actors are ridiculous assholes. Here’s one to tell you how to vote.” — Herman Cain

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