Photos
Herman Cain’s chief of staff, Mark Block, explains why his candidate is the answer to America’s future (answer: because) and then he straight smokes a cigarette to a theme song like a chief of staff, son. Vote early and vote often. Pizza 4 President.
 |
 |
You Might Also Like
 Top 10 Reasons NOT To Vote For Barack Obama |  Herman Cain Has A New Ad For…Something | Herman Cain For President 2012 | BREAKING: Gary Busey Withdraws His Nomination Of Newt… |
Leave a Reply
Sign inSign in with FacebookYou must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.
insert “what is he smoking” joke here.
Just like a democrat, too lazy to even come up with your own jokes.
+1000000000000
Martin Mull is Herman Cain’s chief of staff?
I waited until the 40 second mark, but I didn’t see any Pet Nutz.
Herman Cain – a candidate who’s willing to stand up and be closely associated with tobacco products. This strategy is almost too perfect.
“He’s got my vote.”
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/The_Smoking_Man_(X-Files).jpg
How is that old leather baseball mitt talking?
He’ll have to deal with the powerful snus lobby*
*us.
It’s that creepy smile at the end that will get him elected. Martin Mull is right, America has never had a candidate like Herman Cain.
Herman Cain doesn’t have to use words. His smile says “I’m pooping” for him.
For real. I was way more freaked out by that smile than some drunk guy from Wisconsin smoking a cigarette. Probably because I’m from Milwaukee.
Did anyone else think the shot of him flicking the cigarette into a pile of red tape and then walking away from the explosion in slo-mo was kind of superfluous?
FLW, if you’re not producing campaign commercials, you are wasting your talent.
Well, he is in PR.
Perfect!
How is that perfect? You can’t produce a presidential campaign from Puerto Rico! That’s unconstitutional!
God, don’t remind me.
Becoming president isn’t hard. There’s a simple guidebook out there written by one of the greatest civil servants of our time. I’ll summarize:
It’s true.
While not yet announced, I have it on good authority that Cain’s VP nominee will be the Area Manager for the greater Wichita area Golden Corrals.
Herman Cain and Mark Block like to smoke a cigarette after a night of good pizza.
Well, I know who Joe Camel’s voting for, if indeed camels HAD voting rights in the great land of America. Which brings me to a cause near and dear to my heart, and I hope I can share with you…
You know what would really help your cause? A good theme song. May I suggest some collaborators to make this happen?
Not since they passed over “Camelfunk” as the title of their third album.
Good job on knowing Elephunk was their third album! People forget that before they were a terrible electronic/dance group and before they were a decent hip-hop/dance group they were just an unknown hip-hop trio.
I’m sorry, but, no. Just, no, nope, no way, not gonna happen, this isn’t real, this has to be a joke, or a nightmare, or both. Every day I think the sheer lunacy of this primary season can’t get any worse, and every day, I’m proven wrong. “Put the ‘United’ back in United States”??? Who writes this shit?!
He’s doing the best he can!
reply to waitingforguffman… cough
Duly noted!!
This message was brought to you by:
captain head shake didn’t even take a baller drag. not my president.
“Mark Block here.”
“Please, Mark, no need for introductions. We know who YOU are”–no one.