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Hey dad? Be quiet about what the lesson is. I’m sure your daughters will be able to handle putting the hat and foot back onto the perfect, legitimately startling, and kind of rape-y man costumes you’ve constructed for them. The only lesson there is on Halloween is that there ARE NO LESSONS, ESPECIALLY NOT FROM DADS. But if there were one lesson it would be that we’re all jealous of how tall the girl with the purple shirt on is and we shouldn’t feel bad about it. What is she, a model? Girl come on. (Via SayOMG.)
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“So what are you going to be for Halloween?”
“Assaulted.”
And that’s why you always leave a creepy note
Oh! oh! Is this where talk about our Halloween costume ideas and get feedback on whether they’re too annoying/hard to understand?
I want to wear a red cocktail dress with the Coca Cola logo on the front. I’ll be all fancy and carry opera glasses, a copy of the New Yorker, and a copy of Sarte or something. What am I? Pop Culture. Get it?? Too obnoxious?
Depends. Are you a dude?
You mean Soda Culture
You mean Coke Culture
(this joke only for Texans)
You mean Soda Culture
No, she means pop couture.
P.S. It sounds like a cute costume. (And much better than, say, Slutty Version of Puppy that made Marvin Afraid.)
I’m not saying you should do this, but SOMEBODY SHOULD DO THIS.
I totally would if I were trick-or-treating. It’s genius.
To make it more scary, they should wear Katherine Chloe Cahoon masks.
Scare up some fun this Halloween!
Her lessons finally paid off for these girls- that greasy hair looks European to me!
It turns out rape really is the best way to scare up some fun!
Okay, got it. The lesson with Halloween rape is “Don’t go crazy,” and the lesson with Halloween rape-rape is “Don’t take any chances.” It is complicated to have two different rules, but I can follow these.
Why do the kidnappers have such skinny legs and why are those girls wearing such baggy pants?
Maybe we could all use a Halloween lesson or two.
What’s unfortunate here is that this video is actually a guise for two teenage girls twisted sexual psychosis. This is simply a case of a father in serious denial of his child’s ever-intensifying abnormal urges, who made this Youtube video to reassure himself and everyone he knows that most definitely has HEALTHY children who do not act out on homemade dolls the erotic fantasies they have involving grown men raping them. It’s easy to assume the best wonder how anyone could eve think such things, but then you’d just be giving into the delusion that fourteen-year-old girls can’t construct faux-Halloween costumes to quench their thirst for being taken advantage of by grown men.