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Before he died, River Phoenix starred in a film called Dark Blood that was never finished or released. UNTIL NOW. Well, until 2012. Congratulations, ladies. Your long, feminine nightmare is finally over.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Never one to be outdone by his brother, River Phoenix is finally releasing the film documenting the 19 years that he pretended to be dead.
Wait, commercials taught me that my long feminine nightmare would be a life without yogurt. SOMEONE, TELL ME THE YOGURT IS OKAY. I CAN ONLY LAUGH ALONE WITH MY SALAD SO MUCH BEFORE I NEED TO SWITCH IT UP WITH YOGURT AND A TAB SODA!
Do NOT get that yogurt that helps you poop. Believe me on this one. Even if someone tells you that it is surprisingly filling, and you think it might be perfect since you work a 10-hour day so you have like 8 hours between lunch and when you finally get to eat dinner, it is NOT worth it. Because then when your schedule changes, and you don’t need the yogurt anymore, your body still decides that it does, and your stomach will get all twisted up without it, and then it’s sort of weird being the guy who eats old lady poop yogurt everyday, and also sometimes people at the store will see you buying it and ask if it really helps your poop, and you have to be all “I don’t know you, stranger in the grocery store, why are you asking about my poop?”
At least, that’s what I’ve been told.
Did I miss the Videogum poop week memo?
Facetaco lives every week like it’s poop week.
Well your face is a taco. That doesn’t bode well for your GI tract.
I’m still waiting for his band’s Aleka’s Attic album to be released…
So if the director manages to get Joaquin Phoenix on board and the film was made in 1993, does that mean that he’ll revert back to the “Leaf” credit because that would be hilarious