So you’re watching this video and you’re thinking, “Uh, yeah? Just a normal doll video? There are two things I don’t understand about this, Gabe or Kelly. I don’t understand why A: It’s on the internet at all, and B: Why you’re making me watch it on Videogum, of all places. I don’t come to Videogum for normal doll videos. I have like 30 other websites I check for doll videos and, believe me, NONE of them are normal. Why are you wasting my time?” Ugggh, you are gross! I cannot believe how gross you are, first of all. But beyond that, you need to relax. Sure, this video of a family lighting a firework out of the head of a babydoll and laughing maniacally while they watch it burn (saying it looks like a bulldog?) is completely Grade A Normal. I would never waste your time with it if that were all it had to offer. BUT WAIT FOR THE END:

DID YOU CATCH IT?????:

WHHHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Did NOT expect that doll to be so tiny at the end! I definitely thought it was bigger than that! At least twice that size! That babydoll’s head = My head. (Via SayOMG.)

Comments (23)
  1. Or: normal-sized doll / man with acromegaly?

  2. Goose’s death scene in the new “Top Gun” movie really dialed it up a notch.

  3. Two days later:

  4. I didn’t know Sid from Toy Story moved to Australia.

  5. “this is the biggest let down since Drive” – sarah deming

  6. “Why are you laughing?!? Do you think that looks funny? Do you?!? That shit hurts, man!” – Zeus

  7. I can’t listen to this video with sound right now, but I’m going to assume “Disco Inferno” is playing.

  8. You’re funny, Kelly.

  9. MORE FLAMES!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  10. Can I file a restraining order against an internet video?

  11. You gotta start small.

  12. I was surprised that it wasn’t a towel!

  13. Trash Humpers Deleted Scenes

  14. The Wicker Man prequel will answer all of our questions.

  15. In the doll’s defense, it just got out of the pool.

  16. I bet Gus Haynes knows who did this…


    Every fire photo he brings in, there’s gotta be some kind of burnt doll in the debris!

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