Like mah status if you finally replaced your broken coffee maker! Like mah status if you had been making coffee in a French press while you were between coffee makers and there’s something to be said for that, obviously, because a French press makes very good coffee, but that you do appreciate being able to just turn on the coffee maker and leave the room and come back when you hear the beep that means you know the coffee is ready! Like mah status if one of your favorite moments of the day is getting that first cup of coffee and climbing back into bed for a few moments and your dog, who never used to sleep on the bed but has taken to doing so lately, will look at you like, what’s going on, and you are like “this is coffee and you can’t have any,” and then she will turn away from you but when you do set the coffee down and get back into bed she will curl up against your legs and it’s amazing! Like mah status if even that first cup of coffee is not quite enough, maybe, to help you with this video because it is still quite early in the morning, but you can appreciate the video, and you will come back to the video again later today when you’re more awake and mentally/emotionally prepared for the unrelenting onslaught that is the Internet! (Via Interweber.)

Comments (18)
  1. Sorry, but I gotta DISLIKE the french press. It would make good coffee if it didn’t leave that terrible residue. That stuff’s a dealbreaker.

    • Okay what!? French press fan here, sounds to me like you need to clean it. Unless you’re talking about crema, which is just crazy because that’s the best part.

      #coffeetalk #realtalk

    • Maybe you should just write off that last half-inch before the filter. Or get a better coffee grinder that doesn’t leave the little scraps that slip through the filter.

    • So, what you mean to say is: “like mah status if you do not enjoy wonderful coffee that is well made!”

  2. So…congrats on the new coffee maker!

  3. Something seems off. Is Wayne Brady OK?

  4. Get a Stovetop – seriously.
    If you like coffee’s status get a Stovetop.

    • Damn it. I had just shuffled into my office in my bunny slippers ready to get some serious work done. I took one minute, just ONE minute to see what Gabe was recommending before I got down to some SERIOUS work. Now I’m all agitated. Shuffling around the house Trying to remember where I hid the Twinkies so I can have one with my FRENCH PRESS coffee…. before I get down to SOME SERIOUS WORK

    • Ooh! Are you talking about a moka pot? I love mine so much. I use it when I just want one cup of (delicious) coffee, and pull out the (also delicious) french press when company comes. I put my drip coffee maker away, though I may have to go back to it soon because cholesterol.

  5. Girlfriend (?) I like your status.

  6. I was gonna like that dude’s status, but this video changed my mind.

  7. I kind of LOVE this person’s status.

  8. Like my status if you would like to be infected with a virus and tagged in various pictuers of shoes.

  9. suddenly, zuckerberg is re-thinking his stance on adding the “dislike” button.

    • You know posting this kind of video has consequences. Now I’m not going to get any work done. I won’t get paid for the project. The kids will starve. My wife will leave me. And still that voice screaming “Like MAH STATUS” will be echoing in my ears

  10. Like mah videogum comment!

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