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Oh my God, who is your favorite member from Heart To Heart, a band that is somehow real? Is it:
Nazi Snowboard Face?
Lesbian Spaceship Commander?
Evil Rice Krispies?
Human Popple?
or Chad?
I would tell you who my favorite is but IT’S A SECRET! Speaking of making it Facebook official, why don’t you join our Videogum Facebook Group and tell everybody who your Heart To Heart crush iz. We should change the name of this website to Seamlessgum. (Via Uproxx.)
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There is just no way that boombox and Facebook are from the same decade.
These digital shorts just aren’t what they used to be.
whoops, sorry for making your joke an hour later, R2D2, Esq.
Meh. My joke wasn’t that popular anyway. It’s yours now, miss lonelyhearts.
UGH Teenagers these days. Back in my day you added a girl to your Buddy List to make it official. They’ll never know what TRUE courtship is.
When I was your age, putting a girl in your top 8 meant you were an item.
When I was your age, AOL charged by the minute.
When I was your age we listened to Dujour. Also, blue was the new orange.
When I was your age you gave her joint custody of your giga-pet.
JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS. BRILLIANT.
All the panties in the club go “GUSH!”
small world – i met my wife when she was playing flipcup
Someone please teach me how to do a Youtube screen grab so I can take a .jpg to my stylist at Supercuts. BUT WHICH OF THESE AMAZING STYLES SHOULD I GET?!
haha, silly…you don’t bring the picture to supercuts. Supercuts already has the pictures. You just flip through the book. Chad is on page 123 “The electrocuted grandma”
I’m watching this for the second time, and I can’t figure out which one is supposed to be the lesbian spaceship commander. That describes all of them, somehow.
Well to narrow it down, you know who Chad is. And I’m fairly certain this is Nazi Snowboard face.
I think you’re right. She could be part of the lesbian spaceship fleet, but I don’t think she’s the commander.
I think Ryan Hansen should play him in the inevitable biopic.
All of the names describe all of them. Except Chad. There’s only one Chad.
I wish I could figure out which one is the human Popple. Because that sounds great.
I think the popple is the little brown one with the red hair accent thing
No, that’s the lesbian spaceship commander.
This is seriously the best debate ever.
In trying to find out what a Popple is, I came across this image via Google:
You’re welcome.
My guess from left to right:
-Human Popple
-Lesbian Spaceship Commander
-Chad
-Nazi Snowboard Face
-Evil Rice Krispies
Let me know if you want that larger
no, the lesbian spaceship commander is CLEARLY the one on the far right. CLEARLY.
The two are quite interchangeable, really.
There’s only one Lesbian Spaceship Commander that matters:
This can’t be real, right? There’s no way this is a real, actual thing. Please, someone tell me this is just a joke and I can go back to my normal life.
“I ‘Like’ these guys” – Cthullhu
It’s probably a joke.
“The band is managed by Nick Reed, who also manages David Lehre, who is/plays Chad Future. On David’s official website there are multiple parody videos, including one called ‘A Very Bieber Christmas’. Plus he made a video called ‘Myspace The Movie’ which attracted a lot of press a few years back.”
from “Heart2Heart – Is This Boyband Real Or Fake?”
http://www.thehothits.com/news/26526/heart2heart—is-this-boyband-real-or-fake
The Winklevoss twins are suing this group because they claim they ripped of the melody to their song “ConnectU 2 My Heart (Let’s Make a HarvardConnection).”
Was everyone of them Lance Bass?
I’m glad they went and made it more like an actual facebook relationship between children: Groups of boys and groups of girls sitting by themselves, looking at and mooning over something he or she wrote instead of actually going and interacting with that person.
If you think that sort of behavior is just for children, I urge you to check out the “missed connection” section on Craigslist. It’s the same thing, except it’s individuals instead of groups, and the entire thing is one-sided and creepy beyond belief.
So many kids are going to couple skate to this song.
And I couldn’t finish watching this because my coworkers heard me laughing and wanted to know what the fuss was about. I doubt they would find it as amusing.
Weird that they released this week’s SNL digital short a day early.
i’m really glad 2gether is back guys, but I don’t think this is as good as “u + me=us”
Three Time One Minus One
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBsE4ICwivA
I just vomited and rubbed it in my eyes and ears to forget.
It’s not working.
You were supposed to gargle and swallow?
I’m not as old as Gabe or anything but things like this make me really feel disconnected from the millenials. Seriously, what is with the hair? They look like the American version of a Japanese host club.
what is the deal with japanese host clubs anyway? aren’t they for rich prep school boys who want to be prostitutes?
WAIT. Can we just stop for a second? Is that Lance Bass in the beginning? Is he passing on the torch?
Yep.
So I’m at work right and can’t actually play music right now, especially music that sounds like what I imagine this might sound like. Someone please tell me this is fake. Like when you hear them singing the lyrics it is more obvious from their tone that they are just trying to do something funny. Their faces all look really into it. But they can’t be right? What kind of person would do this and think to themselves that it was a good idea and totally worth being famous for?
Also I think they all look like Lesbian Spaceship Commander. Or at the very least Lesbian Spaceship Ensigns.
This whole thing is just about hair, right? All I see is hair.
I stopped as soon as I saw the Heart To Heart Logo Being mashed together in the air, where the backwards (Mirrored) version of Heart looked like It said “TRASH.”
So I trusted my subconscious mind and dipped the hell out.
FINALLY an all-lesbian pop group. Why should boys have all the fun?
Five male teenagers crossed paths with five lesbian pop stars in a classic body swap scenario a la The Hot Chick.
Reposted from the Facebook group for reasons of posterity (and bitterness): I went out with a girl for close to a year who never changed her relationship status because her “parents are conservative.” A year after we broke up, she started dating some dude, listed herself as “In A Relationship”, and then blocked me. Is there a band that wrote a song about that? Lead singer probably has bangs. #VideogumGroupTherapy
Who is Evil Rice Krispies? I even went to the Rice Krispies website to see who the cereal mascot was (the Keebler elves, I guess) and if there was a particular resemblance.
DuJour’s new single is good but it’s no “Backdoor Lover.”
I didn’t mean to make the same joke twice. Dammit. I was distracted by Chad.
Just for fun, their “real” names are: Pretty Boi Pete, KX, Nico, and Brayden. Oh, and Chad’s full name is Chad FUTURE. But other than Chad Future, which I challenge anyone to beat, I like Gabe’s names better.
http://heart2heartworld.com/
Guys, a dance break is not where you just stop dancing. That’s not a dance break.
Right? I guess they literally thought it was the part where you take a break from dancing and just let your hands do the work.
Also, could they please please please stop winking. Does anybody really do that in real life?
Are they saying “put a heart on your face” or “hard on your face” or maybe “put a heart on your page”? Guys? I really need to know so I can sing along correctly.
I thought it might be “holler at your page,” which makes the most sense.
I was promised a lesbian spaceship commander and yet I see no lesbian spaceship commander. Sigh. It’s so lonely out here in space.
Well, I have now reached the age where I honestly can’t tell whether new pop songs are meant to be jokes or not. Put me on the ice floe kids, I’m done.
These she-dudes totally look like my ex-boyfriends. Ugh. What does it mean?
My cat is sitting on my lap and I almost peed on him, I laughed so hard…..as a reformed Hanson fan, I…oh, nevermind. I’m ashamed and I’m old.
So, is this like Phase II of Lonely Island?
5 Guys, 2 Girls..you know what that means… 2 broken hearts.