I know this is a video that appeared on a respected website with standards, but it’s totally crazy (and funny) and gets crazier and funnier as it goes along. Slate’s (and NPR’s) Alex Chadwick interviews a Cougar/MILF about her “interlude” with the young man next door:

“Who’s Maya? Who’s Jillian?” I love how Alex Chadwick doesn’t suffer MILFs gladly. So this story is not believable, especially the part where she says she had to tell her babysitter about the “interlude” because the babysitter was Trevor’s classmate and Cougar Lady “didn’t want her to find out from anyone else.” That isn’t how secrets have ever, ever worked. That is, however, how locker rooms work (or so I read in Brio, the magazine for Christian teen girls). And then the part about how Jillian told her that Trevor was bad in bed? Gross? Is that vodka in those water bottles? That is three people’s mom! You’re on the internet TV set, three people’s mom! Shut up!

Comments (6)
  1. i didn’t even watch the entire thing but your commentary is hilarious

  2. I had to wait a while before I could bear to watch this interview, but it was worth the wait. I was entertained. In a brow furrowing, jaw hanging open kind of way.

    As a sidenote, there should be more neighbors named Bambi.

  3. What. The. Hell. I can’t believe this woman is a teacher! That’s pretty messed up. God, can we please drive all these party-moms off a cliff?

  4. I thought he was kidding about the teaching thing..please let it not be true and or a high school. The only thing more horrendous than older women acting like teenagers was the videography. Sit the fucking camera on the table and leave it alone until the end.

  5. What the fuck was that?

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