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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
So, is this our generation’s Russian Andy Rooney?
Next he’s going to take down enie-menie-miney-mo and children will have no way of settling arguments and choosing kickball teams.
Damn. You were too quick for me. However, I’ll console myself with the knowledge that he is clearly German.
Damn. I knew I was off on the accent. Clearly I need soem more time on YouTube to work on my accent identification skills.
This guy is about three kids games away from suicide.
More like holding up the WDR (Westdeutscher Rundfunk, duh), threatening to blow up the building if they refuse to air his analysis of the infallacies of I spy, because of the subjective nature of reality as a social construct….
wait, did he say rocks can have a bad hairday? Is this a bit?
He really caught that tiger by the toe.
The REAL fallacy is everyone who plays (Rock) (Paper) (Scissors) Shoot, when the rules clearly state that it should be (Rock) (Paper) Shoot
I was totally playing the first one you mentioned. Shoot.
It’s a highly contentious issue, to be sure. I could be wrong. I had an argument the other week because there exists another childhood gamecalled “Duck Duck Grey Duck” and he said it was called “Duck Duck Goose.” What an idiot!!
Are you from the midwest Fondue? Apparently in the midwest it’s “Duck Duck Grey Duck” and on the east coast it’s “Duck Duck Goose”. I always played the former.
I sure AM from the midwest. I’m so glad someone else has basked in the glory of Duck Duck Grey Duck. Thank you.
found this for you guys:
backwaxer… seriously.
yeah motherfucker. seriously.
Well, that sounds about as preposterous as a game by any name other than Heads up Seven all the Way Up in the Air.
What the hell are you weirdos talking about? Those games are called Duck Duck Goose and Seven Up, and anyone who says otherwise is un-American.
I fondly remember the days of Make Yourself Inconspicuous and then Become Found
Fact: Duck Duck Grey Duck, like the North American Grey Duck for which it is named, is indigenous only to the state of Minnesota.
I am a Canadian. Thus we play Duck Duck Goose. obvz.
Also: has no-one played Deer Water Gun. Its so much less confusing then Rock Paper Scissors.
Deer drinks water BAM. Water intrudes the mechanism of a gun BAM. Gun’s kill deers. BAM.
It is adorable how emotional he seems over this. Like he’s holding back a good cry the whole time.
He’s way too emotional to be German. This has to be fake.
I can’t make fun of this guy. He’s totally right. What the Hell is up with paper covering rock? That has always baffled me, and I for one am glad that someone else feels the same way. Related: Who in the heck is Simon, and why must we follow him, but no one else?
Of course I feel compelled to note that in order for “rock scissors dynamite” to work, there has to be a good relation between dynamite and scissors. So now you are a stick of dynamite, sitting in a biergarten, perhaps, enjoying your lunch, and along comes some scissors. He sneaks up behind you and tries to cut you in half. What is going to happen there? Boom! No more scissors. Dynamite wins every time. It doesn’t work.
Scissors cut the fuse!
I really enjoyed his video explaining why we drink.
Ya, there’s not a whole lot of logic to it. Kinda like that whole “women and children first”..
This guy’s stand-up routine is so similar to my German thesis advisor’s sense of humor it’s not even funny.
I think I’m more disturbed to know that Brother Theodore has a son.
it really bothers me that I can’t tell if this guy is serious or this is a complete joke. every time I watch one of his videos I just spend the entire time thinking “is he actually German or just making fun of them.” This is compounded by the fact that the few Germans I’ve met are a lot like this guy.
it’s gotten to the point where i don’t believe anything posted on the internet is sincere.
I think he’s really talking about Naziism. Germans have a weirdly inherent sense of order. That’s why they don’t play eeny, meeny, miny, moe either.
Pretty insightful for a video made while waiting on his mom to come out of the grocery store.
He’s confused because his idea of Rock is Kraftwerk
so…is this before or after he threw the hot dog at Tiger Woods?
Remember that one Adventures of Pete & Pete where little Pete played RPS against a guy named “Papercut” and beat him with a “suborbital meteor?” I’d prefer to replace paper with that…
I DO remember that. I also realized the other day that I will always love Michelle Trachetenberg because her dad is secretly Iggy Pop. Also, I like what she’s done as a grown-up actress. But Pete and Pete was the BEST.
I’m pretty sure that’s enough to get him on the U.S. “No Fly” list.
Und also das is not very phallus-y so I don’t know what zis “Gabe” is talking about.
Pretty sure this is a joke, but either way I think this guy is hilarious and amazing and I want to be his friend.
He takes requests! I just watched him take a bath in an airplane sink! Germans!!!!
Awwww, man. Is it weird that I feel bummed because I’ve sent in tips about this gentlemen twice and it was never posted? Sorry in advance for hogging all the tears.
Demetri Martin did it.
Even the whole thing about the dynamite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5Mmm04hn9g
At some point I started hoping for some tips. He sucked me in.
Is this guy a guitarist in Dethklok?