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Hahahaha. OH LOOK, ALL OUR OLD FRIENDS, JUST HANGING OUT IN A MILITARIZED AIRPLANE HANGAR! These guys. What is even UP, dudes? You’ve got the one who looks all dressed up and ready to hit the Benihana out by the airport (nice belt OVER the Hawaiian shirt, too, by the way, gurrl). You’ve got Mr. Cool Vest and Mr. Big Watch (same guy) pretending like he is tough even though his face is COVERED in ladies’ make up (but whose isn’t?). And then you’ve got Bruce Willis wearing his traditional Emma Watson brand BodyScarf™ ready to discuss the latest mimeographed copy of Ken Keasey’s manifesto out on the quad. Boys! You’re amazing! Never change! You never do! Arnold Schwarzenegger tweeted this photo, fresh from his trip to Austria to dedicate the museum about his childhood bed. Doesn’t it just get you pumped for The Expendables 2? All the action! All the excitement! All the millionaires pushing 70. (I did the math, and 56 year old Bruce Willis actually lowers the average age of this group by five years. Not a joke.) Just so pumped. Stay tuned for ALL THESE GUYS’S next move. So? Caption this photo. If u r tuff enufff.
Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and as an additional prize will NOT have to go see The Expendables 2.
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This picture also gets you 20% off Viagra.
The Extenze-ables
Hasta la vista, Viagra.
The worst MFK game ever played.
But the best MILF game.
Probably should rename that game for this scenario. I hesitate to suggest that it be called the KKK game.
Well played, Madame Tussaud.
who dat?
Madame Tussaud of Madame Tussaud’s House of Wax fame.
I know what you’re all thinking, but no, she’s not Madame Tussaud. Wrong House of Wax.
I’ll tell you what’s expendable–this movie. BURN!
Not Shown: Original Hair
when your memorabelia chain restaruants don’t work out, you can always make a sequel.
“We’re going to render you to a secret black site of total entertainment.”
Planet Hollywood you please pass the tanning oil.
*?
“?”
-Everyone
This might be my favorite comment of the year.
Three Men and a Little Botox
The Depends-ables
Pan Am’s marketing campaign is not entirely successful
“Boy, I tell ya, I got a look at these guys’ waistlines. They should be calling this movie The Expandables” -Lay Jeno
Fucking niggaz up since 1980 something.
they was way crazier than Dre in his NWA dayz
2011 was a boom year for bronze sculptors.
“Our collective sadness could fill an airplane hangar.”
What a weird looking kitchen.
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I was just tweeting about how I hadn’t had my Winwood fix lately. Then low and behold, you appear. YAY!
What a familiar-looking comment.
The fact that Arnold is the only one that still looks like he’s from planet earth is a disturbing indictment indeed.
hey, what’s up with Jean Claude Van Damme?
Jean Claude Van damn they look fine!
And that’s just their knees.
Hah!
i would so not want to be on any of those guy’s lawn
If Bruce Willis lowers the average age of this group by 5, and Bruce Willis is 56, what is the average age of the group?
a. (gunshot)
b. (gunshot)
c. (gunshot)
d. (gunshot)
Ooh! I know.
e. All of the above, over and over and over
Answer: Imhotep is invisible.
“Milk is for babies. You grow up and you drink Ensure.”
Arnold reminds me of mug-shot Nolte on this one
We are the 1%.
“Side effects include man boobs, hormonal imbalances, and hair loss.”
The twist at the end of The Expendables II is that their careers were dead the whole time.
Fuck, Fuck, Bruce.
Is this what you meant?
Weird, I thought Bruce was the only one who seemed even remotely F.
“Hey, John Travolta, how did Wild Hogs turn out? Hahaha!”
*High Five*
“Let’s go pretend to blow up a helicopter!”
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Terminate. Rocky. Hard.
A porn moguls brainwave upon seeing this…..
Demi Moore is laughing
Now with 100% more museums
That gives me an idea for a family film franchise: Night at the Arnold Schwarzenegger Museum
Caution: SPOILER ALERT
At least i didn’t get raped by Ving Rames
At least I didn’t lose my wife to Kelso
I use this scarf to cry
(some shit blows up)
Men (from left to right): Running, Demolition, and Last Standing.
“Batman and Robin Get Carter The Whole Nine Yards.”
Well, how generous of them!
Yo, get to the chopper ki yay motherfucker!
This should really have way more upvotes.
I think that’s the most Bruce Willis can physically smile
He tried to smile more one time, but something something something something “Chuck Norris fact” joke haha everyone laugh now
“Hello there, child of the eighties! Don’t be frightened, soon your flesh will be as dry and decrepit as ours! One of us…one of us…one of us…”
Jurassic Park: Rise of the Cro-Mags
Grumpy Old Men 2: Gravity Drift
Carl Weathers? More like Carl Whatevers.
The founding members of ‘Balls and Shaft’ [a club for men overcompensating for lack of size].