Yesterday we all watched the cute kid reacting to Star Wars video together and I mentioned that I can’t wait to record my kids reaction to every movie they ever watch, namely Se7en, etc. It was a hilarious joke and you all rushed home to tell your loved ones about it. Remember? Very good joke! Well, because this is Videogum and here your video or GIF related wish is everyone else’s command, Videogum Monster lawblog set the cute kid video to the end of (kind of NSFW) Se7en to INCREDIBLE results. Seriously, this is the best thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t even know what hyperbole is and I’ve never heard the definition of it IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. So the only thing that’s left for us to do now is enjoy it very much, share it with our friends, and then caption it.
Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball.
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Gabe is gonna be sooooo exciiiiiited!
Fuuuuuuck. We’re getting another visit from CPS for sure.
Learning Gwenyth Paltrow is alive is the new Santa Claus. Those poor children, so much hope in their eyes.
Dexter’s family movie night.
“NO WAAAAY! Is that the guy from K-PAX??!!”
I wonder what they thought of the scythe dildo scene.
Excuse me–scythe strap-on. Come on, Baby Friday. You know the difference.
Se7en for kids:

“Detectiiiiiiiive….you’re looking for me?”
My, what an unintended reply!
Trying to get the attention of the lady who knows the difference between a dildo and a strap-on, freshie?
That depends…is it working?
#creepygum
“Mommy, I know what I want for Christmas”
What’s in the toy box ?
“Your wives pretty little potato head”
*WIFE’S* – No Mormons were killed in the making of this film.
Wow, Gwenyth makes her kids watch all of her movies, huh?
But even she draws the line at making them listen to Coldplay.
Imagine their faces when they’re forced to sit through Country Strong.
we’re going to need a bigger transport van! (to jail because that’s where these kids parents are going!)
A meme is born.
The cherry on top was when it ended and the first of the recommended videos that pop up was Dancing Pumpkinhead. So perfect.
WHAT’S IN THE SANDBOX?!?!
One thousand more upvotes for this please
i want to upvote this every day for the rest of the year.
well im walking away from this one. leaving my upvotes on the table and just backing away.
Those children are actually 90 years old, whoops wrong David Fincher movie
Those children are both Edward Norton, whoops wrong David Fincher movie
Those children are suing you for $600 million dollars.
and talking in swedish
Christmas morning just got a lot edgier.
Ok, I seriously remember getting in big trouble in seventh grade because I had rented this from pay-per-view (“What is that?” – children), taped it, and lent it out to friends at school, which was considered VERY inappropriate, apparently. And now kids can see it willy-nilly? Oh, that is it. I am calling my Junior High and demanding that detention expunged.
#bittergum
“This is just a very effective way for kids to learn to count,” Elmo .
Lawblog Mods Viral Vlog’s Flaws for Video Blog Blogger Blogs Kids’ Dropped Jaws to Draw Comment Nods
Could these children be part of a twisted, perverse clue for the real reason Gabe has been missing? Is he guilty of any deadly sins?

Good job, parents! What’s next on the filmfest list? Brown Bunny? Saw? Cool!
“If you kids don’t behave next time, Gwyneth Paltrow’s severed-head ghost will jump out from underneath your beds at night” – their parents
I like that little girl’s reactions much better
“Oh, I like where this is going…”
“HAAA!!! OH SNAP!!!! OH SNAP!!! NO YOU DIN’T!!!”
“Oh man, that guy. Haha, oooh, you! Really!”
BAD PARENTING ALERT
They’re the same video! Doesn’t anybody notice this? THEY’RE THE SAME VIDEO. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills or something.
unless we are having a tacit agreement where we pretend they are not the same.
Yes. Exactly. Thank you. I was mortified for like 3 seconds and then realized how freaking loud and clear the movie was and realized it had to be dubbed over.
not to mention you know, how the faces and camerawork and EVERYTHING is exactly the same
Someone should really get to the bottom of this.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<3