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If there are two TV things that everyone loves, hands down, no disagreement, they are singing competitions and shows where people get physically and emotionally hurt. So this new karaoke physical challenge competition TV show that is based on a British karaoke physical challenge competition TV show sounds PERFECT! And Steve-O is going to host it? The member of Jackass, a show packed tightly full of sad people, who makes me the saddest to look at and think about? TELL ME MORE! From Deadline:
Described as the Wipeout of singing competitions, Killer Karaoke will feature contestants trying to sing a hit song while being put through extreme, wild and unexpected physical challenges. Examples of distractions used on the original British series have included performing a song from a specially designed erupting volcano and doing a solo while having one’s chest waxed.
Yep, that sounds like a show! But I’m not entirely sure that Killer Karaoke packs the punch that it needs to or, really, that it deserves to. We can do better than that! Let’s do better than that!
- People Making Fools Of Themselves For, I Guess, Money?
- Punch Me In The Throat!
- Idea Loosely Thrown On Top Of Other Idea Show
- How Well Can You Sing After You Get Punch In The Balls, Huh? How Well Can You Sing Now? Yeah THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.
- Drink A Lot Of Milk And Sing
- Eyeball Stuff
- Sing Through This
- Okie Dokie Karaoke
Oooh yeah. Those are better. Now that sounds like a show. Let’s keep trying, though, I’m pretty sure Eyeball Stuff isn’t the best we all can do. (Though it is very good.)
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The Counterweight To A New Season Of Arrested Development (aka for every classic TV show there is an equal and opposite awful TV show)
Ow, My Balls!
ASS
i wonder how this will do in its time slot when it goes head to head with Paid Programming.
Sing Your Balls Off
Kara-OW-ke
Investigating The Tortured Artist: A Series of Conceptual Works Integrating Vocal Performance And The Physical Manifestation of The Pain Felt By The Performer When The Audience Rejects His or Her Bared Soul
Featuring Steve-O
I’ll capitalize whichever prepositions And conjunctions I want!
Singin’ In The Pain.
im steve-o and this is the show most likely to get canceled this season.
btw anyone got any coke?
Greatest Hits And Punches
American Idol
Get it? Because American Idol is actually just a glorified Karaoke contest, and the physical challenge is ahhhhhh nevermind, how about “A-Hair-on-Fire Idol?”
American AIEEE!-dol
CruiSING for a BruiSING
can we just agree that Kelly’s “Punch Me In The Throat” is the best and move on from there? Hilarious Kelly, Steve would be O so proud!
Kami-Karaoke?
Whitney
And now we return to: “Who can sing the best with random objects shoved up their butt.”
Next up, a man who can give even Stevo-O a run for his money. Singing “Glue” by The Gerbils, here is Richard Gere!
Poopsing
Tonal Wipeout
Slapstick Singing
The concept is they slap you with a stick until you stop singing.
Don’t Forget the Lyrics While I Regurgitate This Goldfish.