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The Internet is a bottomless source of Star Wars. I can’t even image what it’s like to log onto the Internet as a Star Wars fan every day. It’s probably like Christmas and your birthday combined and all of your friends have gotten together to make you a really special memory book, where each of them really took a lot of time to write about a great memory they had with you in the past and maybe they also illustrated it, or pasted in pictures. “Could life GET any better?” – Star Wars fans every single day. (I’m pretty sure they’re never unhappy about anything Star Wars related? All good things, always happy about them.) Generally I don’t care about Star Wars things because they’re not my kind of things — we’re all aware enough of this, I won’t get into it. But there are some times when a Star Wars thing crosses over into the realm of things I DO care about, namely cute things that you can enjoy in thirtyish seconds. Which is NOT what she said, but it is what I just said. This, a boy reacting to a SERIOUS Star Wars spoiler, is an example of one of those things. PUT ON YOUR CUTEMETS! (Cute helmets!)
Hahah, awww. So cute. So psyched. I can’t wait to tape my kids reaction to every single movie they ever watch. Namely I can’t wait for Fight Club, Se7en, The Sixth Sense, and Brown Bunny. That’s going to be the best. A lot of preserved memories. (Thanks for the tip, Scott!)
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“Nooooooooooo!!!!!” – that kid
“I’m pooping.” – that kid
“more sand.” – this kid
More sand kid – everyone
My kid’s reaction to Audition was pretty great. Much better than his reaction to Two Girls One Cup.
Someone get these two kids together:
That girl has to be at least in her 20s now. Are we going for a Reverse Courtney Stoddard here?
MHMMMMMM!
he could just be an excitable kid. we will need to compare this reaction shot to the one where he finds out he is adopted.
I imagine this will be my (should I ever have a) kid’s reaction to Honey, when Missy Elliot insists on Honey Daniels to choreograph her video, rather than Katrina
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT HONEY!
Or do I not know ENOUGH about Honey?
The answer is I know too much about Honey.
I never got to have this moment of awesome and terrible shock.
I was told about Vader being Luke’s father before I …
SPOILER ALERT
… found out Santa Claus was not real.
WHAT?
How about a spoiler alert BEFORE telling us that Vader is Luke’s father? Some of us still haven’t seen The Empire Strikes Back! Or Tommy Boy!
And some of us believe in Santa!!!
Deal with it.
Was Neo being The One a spoiler? I mean, maybe it’s because I do the Jumble in the newspaper every day, but I kinda figured that one out right away.
The back of that shirt:
It doesn’t need the “actually” in there. That makes it 20% less funny.
Kind of, but I was telling a yarn in which it’s kind of funny to post stuff like this in medium-sized pop culture blogs or to give it a shirt like this as a joke gift, but if you actually wear it, you are an asshole. But I disagree with your math; it only makes it 18.98% less funny. Fact.
You should have just replied: “Wrong, it makes it 18.98% less funny.” Replying with an explanation makes it 85.26% less funny.
NOOO I refuse to believe Soylent Green is people!! Soylent Corporation would totally not do something like that, unless Ron Paul was running things
Fun fact-gum: Research suggests that knowing how a story ends actually….
SPOILER ALERT
….ENHANCES enjoyment of the story.
http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/333505/title/Spoilers_freshen_up_stories
I guess kids these days who watch the prequels first won’t get this effect at all. Perhaps this generation’s Star Wars twist will be knowing that Leia is Luke’s sister before they kiss.
I’ve recently been introducing Stars Wars movies to my 8 year old cousin. Before we started watching, he insisted on starting with A New Hope. What a smart little kid.
So far we’ve only watched A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back three times. He says he’s not ready to watch the rest. He scared of Palpatine.
And to think I was stuck watching kids shows at that age. Damn you parents! Damn yous all to hell!
*Wrong movie reference….aww screw it*
LOL
LMAO, weeks best comment, right here!