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A dream we all share, I don’t have to tell you this because you know, is to have just a few moments to speak with Hugh Jackman. We’d ask him all of the questions we’ve had on our minds for so long, most of which would be centered about his experience filming his new feature film Real Steal. What was it like to work with the robots, for instance? Where do you get your ideas? What were the best on set pranks? How many pairs of dry pants did wardrobe have to keep on hand? Well, maybe you should sit down before I tell you this, but today is the day we GET OUR CHANCE! FROM THIS WEBSITE, NEXTMOVIE!:
We’re giving one lucky film fan the chance of a lifetime — the opportunity to interview Jackman about his new movie Real Steel. All those questions and/or love poems you’ve been dreaming up for the dreamiest leading man in the world? Now’s your big chance. So are you ready for a little one-on-one time with Hugh Jackman?
Please do not patronize me, NextMovie.com. Of course I’m ready for a little one-on-one time with Hugh Jackman. What you have to do to win this interview is follow them on Twitter and then retweet a thing when they tweet it and then blah blah the winner is chosen somehow. But those are details that we don’t really need to concern ourselves with right now. What we have to concern ourselves with right now is going through all of our old HughQs files and picking out or most pressing questions. I have no idea how much time is allotted for this interview but I can only imagine that it is about a million fewer hours than necessary.
- Is Real Steel the best movie you’ve ever made?
- On the set of Real Steel, did you ever think about what if the whole world all looked like one person? Like if everyone in the world, men and women, all looked exactly the same, but only to you? If that were the case, who would you want everyone to look like?
- Do you ever think about what if the world is a lot smaller than we’ve been told, specifically did you ever think about that while you were filming Real Steel?
- One time I accidentally sat in some kind of liquid on the subway and it was the same day that Gabe posted this on Videogum. Isn’t that weird?
- How many pairs of shoes do you own and how do you decide that it’s time to throw a pair away?
- Would you say you like vegetables or that you just tolerate them?
- Describe your perfect outfit.
- Can you describe a friend of yours who you really don’t like very much?
- If Earth were dying and we had to move to the moon and either you and your family could move to the moon or 5000 strangers could move to the moon, which would you choose?
And on and on and on and on and on and on and on. I can’t wait!
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Don’t forget to scotchguard the actor’s studio beforehand.
Mystery butt or toilet dump?
Where do you get i-pee-as?
Donna Pee-ko?
How did you prepare to play Pee T. Barnum in The Greatest Showman on Earth?
Alternately: T.P. Barnum.
Where do you get your i-pee-as?
Where do you get your Donna Darkos?
Who is your favorite Videogum commenter?
PeeJfreshie.
I knew it was Kelly writing when there was no mention of ‘where do you get your ideas?’
“this site is all about injokes and cliques” – random videogum complainers sometimes.
“never!” – all of us.
(j)ACK!
Where do you get your i-pee-as?
GODDAMMIT.
New VG drinking game: Do a shot every time someone Donna Darkos. Do another shot for every self-acknowledged Donna Darko.
He gets his i-pee-as at Swedish furniture store IPEA
He has to put them together himself but they cost a little less.
I don’t know what that means.
Exactly how huge is your ackman?
(then I’ll, like, raise my eyebrows)
I am ashamed to say that for a long time I thought his actual name was Huge Achman. I know.
We all know who the hugest ‘ackman is
For the longest time I thought that Ralph Fiennes was two brothers. One named “Ray” and one named “Ralph,” pronounced the way you would think “Ralph” is pronounced. Oddly I only read about “Ralph” and heard about “Ray,” and yet I didn’t put two and two together until years later.
In other words: Don’t feel bad, Kate.
Hahaha! I thought it was Ray Fiennes too!
Should we throw some more shrimp on the barbie, or would that be overkill?
Did you ever forget to take your Wolverine claws off in, er, sensitive situations?
Real Steel looks like it sucks? Right? Hugh, right?
Or do you think Real Steel will break the record for most Oscar wins for a film?
Will you call Evangeline Lilly “Freckles” in the movie?
Questions not about Kate & Leopold are wasted questions, full stop.
“we’ve made eye contact. why haven’t you whipped it out yet?”
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Your hat, glasses and moustache don’t fool me, Gwyneth.
We don’t think he’s a bad person. We know he’s a person who pees himself. Because he told us.
Dear Mr. Jackman,
Who’s representation of Wolverine was your favorite? Chris Claremont really made him a complex character full of mystery and honor mixed with rage and nihilism, but later Claremont issues just made him silly and constantly fighting Cyclops for “who’s cooler”. I personally enjoy when Wolverine is depicted as an old sensei to his young female sidekicks like Kitty Pryde or Jubilee, and really can’t stand the writers who just use him to just stab stuff and shoot people. Did you know that the original idea of Wolverine was to have him be an actual mutated wolverine? His origin and character development parallel recent admissions by LOST writers that – seriously – they were making it up all along. Also I bet if Wolverine had to go pee really badly, he’d just let his bladder explode and rely on his mutant healing factor to grow a new bladder. That’s a lot better than just peeing on stage, isn’t it?
Augh! Why won’t my modem load ANSI characters?!? Mom! Are you picking up the phone again? You keep logging me off the BBS!
I prefer Hugh Jackman’s “How to Meet a Ur-a-peein’ Man.”
What a coincidence! I dreamed up a question last night. So, this train is going into a tunnel, right? But then I’m naked, taking a test except I keep swallowing all the pens! And also the teacher is my mother. But then she takes off her face and it’s Skeletor! And she tells me that that gum I like is going to come back in style.
So my question to you, Mr. DREAMY, Mr. PEE EXPERT, is: why did I wet the bed?
Good post, Kel-pee.
I’d just ask if I could bounce quarters off his abs for an hour. But that’s just me.