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The weirdest thing about the news that Dane Cook is developing a sitcom for NBC is that Dane Cook wasn’t already developing a sitcom for NBC. No joke, how has that not been a thing already? The greatest show on TV, Dane Cook’s Tourgasm, was years ago! It’s definitely time. America is ready. Schwing! (Does Dane Cook have a catchphrase? I don’t know! Does he? Is his catchphrase just some kind of farting sound effect?) From Deadline:
Dane Cook is heading to NBC to headline his own network comedy series. Amid interest from multiple networks, the actor-comedian has signed a development deal with NBC for a half-hour project targeted for next fall. Cook will star in the comedy and produce through his SUperFInger Entertainment banner.
Obviously, this is just a development deal, so we are still a long way off from the male answer to Whitney (#1 show in America, such a good show, the best show?). But we’ll be one step closer when we figure out a name for this thing!
- Whitney, I Mean Dane
- That’s So Daneven
- Dane Cook’s Sitcomgasm
- Superfinger And Family
- Meet The Cooks
- One In The Pink Two In The Garage
- Entourage
Oof. I now offer the Dane Cook sitcom a challenge: be funnier than this blog post. Please. You can maybe do it! This is a really terrible blog post! You don’t even have to be funny to be funnier than this. Make it work, Dane Cookers.
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“BEEN THERE, DANE THAT”
Homey don’t Dane that?
“krull nugget” is all “oooh I want to be first, let me hijack your comment no one will notice” etc.
“The Jokes I Stole from Other Comedians (and the Homeless Guy on 42nd Street) Show”
Louie
Lucky Daney
$h*! My Dane Says
Sh*t Louis C.K. Has Said
The Cook, The Thief, Hey They’re The Same Person!
New Girl
What’s Cookin’?
Simon Sez: The TV Show
Git ‘Er Dane — Costarring Larry The Cable Guy
OH CHRIST! What did I just create right there?! Especially if they go on Leno to promote it!
LENO! Shut up, FLW. Shut up.
Final Nail in NBC’s Coffin
starring Dane Cook
Louie
My cursory reading skills are getting rusty…
You guys will be glad to know R2D2, Esq and myself just had an awkward but genuinly important and honest conversation about how this whole incident affected each of us.
It happens to the best of us
Dane-a Darko
That is funnier than anything he’s ever said unless it was a joke stolen from Louis CK or anyone else.
Dane? Is that you?
Sir FrankLllllllloydWrong!“Dane Cook Replaces ‘Community’”
I don’t like it anymore than you do, guys.
Tyler Perry’s No Punchline featuring Dane Cook
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy.
Mediocre At Best
The Dane of my Life
The Dane of Our Existence
HUUUHYEAH! Right guys? YEOW! …wait maybe that’s the theme song.
Dane in Real Life
Insane in the MemDane
Insane in the MemeDane
this literally made me LOL. Ty!
Mollycoddleland
Great Dane
Great, Dane!
Sigma Chi and Rohypnol Presents…
I MEANT…
Sigma Chi presents: Wednesday, a Night to Forget with Dane Cook and special guest Rohypnol. Music by Chet Haze
#GETDANED
For the record, I’m not suggesting Chet Haze is a date rapist. He just makes really, really bad music that appeals to the Dane Cook comedy demographic.
I don’t know about that. After I went to the Chet Haze concert at Enclave, I felt like I had been roofied. And NO everyone, I did not make out with him.
That’s just the effect of #GETTINGHAZED
Also, #vodka
he’s obviously turned down the offer from Axe b/c he has his own essence. #WTFjokes
Black Leather Pants, Douchebag Tank and a Heart full of dreams: The Dane Cook Story
Danefeld
Shit Other Comics Say
Rad comment. Hope this one wins the commentator popularity contest today.
Minge got the Winwood Bump!
Aww! I’m newish here and genuinely kind of moved. Thanks!
Cookin’ with Fire — Dane Cook plays a comedian who is also a volunteer fireman…who is also a secret arsonist.
Cookin’ with Friar — Dane Cook plays a friar who decides to leave his religious order and become one of Vegas’ hottest chefs.
Cookin’ with Führer — Dane Cook plays…
Great Danes — Dane Cook is not involved. This is a show about dogs.
Great Dames’ Danes: British royalty dogs.
His show should be called “Hey guys remember me I had one funny comedy album and then i basically copied every joke off of that format and they grew stale but that one album was still kind of funny oh well haha lol i have a show now with NBC ROFL!”
Or just “Farts.”
Somebody Pooped on the Coats!
I don’t know, isn’t that the one joke that everyone used to quote like 7 years ago? Back when he was somewhat relevant and people actually remembered he existed?
You mean back when he was on the cover of Time? Remember print?
Dane Cook and a Dorky White Guy and a Black Guy and Pretty Blonde Lady and a Pretty Brunette Lady with Glasses and Their Boss at the Sporting Goods Store
NBC Employee of the Month?
Waiting
Cancelled.
How has no one posted that?
I really like the Bing ad’s suggestion:
TMZ on TV: Dane Cook — The Unfunniest Funny Guy In Town
Outsourced 2: With Totally Outsourced Material And Even More Poop Jokes!!
Hangin’ With Mr. Brooks
him and anderson cooper play roomates. one is a conservative slob, the other an uptight liberal…in….
AC/DC
The theme song is an unlicensed cover version of AC/DC’s “Shot Down in Flames” recorded without permission by Nickelback. And Creed. Creedleback.
LOST.
That’s So Danish!
Kooky
How I Cooked Your Danish
I am surprised by this, actually. I was expecting him to have a sitcom deal with CBS.
I was just working on that joke!!
Premature e-donna dark-ulation?
Just read about this over at the AV Club site and was horrified to learn that Dane Cook has already shot TWO failed pilots, the first of which was of course called ‘Cooked’. Greta job Dane! Third time’s the charm, I’m sure. Here are my brain thunderstorms:
- It’s Dane, Baby!
- Kiss the Cook!
- F*** the Cook, Baby!
- It’s Dane O’Clock, Baby!
That’s all I got.
I’m just happy they failed. Little victories.
The “Ick” Factor
The Jeff Dunham Show
I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Fart!
Whose Line Was That Anyway?
Daney Ways
Nice!
2 Fast Dane Furious.
The Dane Of My Existence
Seinfeld 2
Dane Cook: Bangin’ Tookie De La Creme and other Jokes
Dude. What is up with that picutre???? He’s dressed like it’s 1997 (ooh, look at me…spiky hair! sunglasses! leather jacket! wifebeater! smirk!). God, even his clothes are unoriginal.
Citizen Dane.
By the way, I somehow remember, in retrospect, seeing this somewhere before. But somehow that makes it better, In Dane’s case.
dane’s genuinely itchy asshole
DANE-gerously Close to Approaching Relevancy
Plain Dane
“You’re a … CROOK, Captain HOOK!” – young George Bluth in the school play, except replace Hook with Dane Cook. The crook part is a reference to the comedian plagiarism. Rad reference.
Too Many Cooks
Arli$$
Harmful If Watched
- I can see it now – Dane Cook is a single comic trying to make it living in the big city…..as believable as Zooey Deschanel playing a single nerdy girl that can’t get a guy.
COOK’D
the Dane Train wreck
Tool Time.
Douchebob Danepants
I assume the point of this show is to make Whitney seem likable?
Fake and Dane
Tyler Perry’s House of Dayne
Danel Leakage
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Louis
My bad, Donna Darko.
That press photo definitely makes me think “I be that guy has some insightful and funny things to say about everyday life”
I heard they were talking to Dat Phan and Margaret Cho to fill out the 2 hour Thursday block*
*bad comedian joke, not racism against Asian people joke
“Dane’s C*ck”
You can do that on TV now, remember “Sh*t my dad days”? Super successful and funny.
Cook’d
My Three Jokes
Mr. Belvedane
Quits
Who Made Me a Millionaire? – game show, not sitcom. everytime contestant answers right, *he* gets money.
Gentleman B – plays simpleton-self who gets paid to show up when inane remarks are construed as hilarious (rather than deep thoughts a la Chance in Being There)