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FINALLY! Finally it is Wednesday and we get to discuss all of the incredible animal videos that we’ve been enjoying quietly all week since last Wednesday. The dog climbing the tree? The meowing baby cheeta? THE BEAR CUBS? Don’t even get me started. Yet. Get me started in about thirty seconds. We had a lot of serious contenders this week, as we do every week and will every week for the rest of our lives until the internet is finally thrown into space. No end to the great animal videos in here. But the big question that everyone is asking and has been asking since last Wednesday is: WHERE DO THEY PLACE IN VIDEOGUM’S TOP TEN LIST? Very serious and very mathematical. Can the business man and woman from the accounting firm bring in the briefcases now? Perfect, thank you. Now let’s see how all of our animal friends fared.
10. Kitten Goes Down A Slide
9. Puppies Gang Up On Cat
8. Baby Cheetah Meowing
7. Puppy Wants Attention
6. Lamb Who Thinks He’s A Dog
5. How To Cuddle With A Seal
4. Puppy Climbs Tree To Get Stick
3. Capybara Hiccups
2. Pug Wants His Treat
1. Bear Cub Fight
And it’s the fighting bear cubs coming in at number one!!!!! A fan favorite, there were LOTS of rumors that the fighting bear cubs would be placing first this week and they did not disappoint. Congratulations. The unfortunate thing with the bear cubs video, though, and what almost cost it the lead is the humans talking over it. Humans? Please be quiet. This is a very serious competition and we don’t need any commentary from the peanut gallery. This goes for you too, pug with treat video. I’m sure the hiccuping capybara is probably disappointed, seeing as how last week went to the hiccuping puppy. He probably thought he had it in the bag. But, you know, this is a good life lesson. Never get cocky. You get cocky and you just mess everything up for yourself. Not that you really did that, capybara, you still did a great job — you got third place for goodness sakes. I’m just saying. You can’t hiccup your way to first place every week.
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Kelly hasn’t been around that long, but she’s really managed to take Videogum and the internet in general and boil them down to their essence with these top ten animal video posts. We should all chip in and buy her a trampoline to show our appreciation.
That trampoline needs a cat.
How much is a trampoline/cat combo? They sell those at Trampoline stores right?
The more I type the word Trampoline the more it doesn’t sound like a real word that exists. Trampoline.
I was stung by a Bee in the elevator this morning (no I don’t know why there was a bee in there) and I’m on a lot of Benadryl right now.
TRABOPOLINE!!!
I was very jealous of the girl that cuddled with the seal until I Googled what seal teeth look like. Yikes!
Sealosaurus Rex. Or, Half Moomin, half nightmare.
PS Google Images: seal yawning – this is the best thing ever.
I would say something about the number one video, but I don’t want to break the first rule of fight cub.
How long do I have to wait until science progresses enough for me to have a baby cheetah or bear cub? Like, they’ll just stay that big forever and won’t develop the teeth and claws necessary to kill me? Science, get on this! kthxbi.
Dmitry Belyaev bred tame foxes within a few generations, so you could probably do the same with cheetahs and bears if you had enough of them. And you could breed for smallness the same way humans bred toy dogs.
YES we could breed together the friendliest bears and make chill, tiny bears who act like babies all the time!
but the tamer they got, the more doglike they got
still amazing but also kinda disappointing.
I think the seal cuddling video should be number one. How sweet is that seal? And so snuggly.
The person in that pug video is really classic Videogum narrator material. “More sand?” “Is that your baby?” “Why do you look so sad?” Because you are playing games with me, you fucking masochist!
And that’s why we don’t eat lamb.