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This is the Argentinian poster for the upcoming Adam Sandler comedy Jack and Jill in which he plays two siblings and it looks GREAT. Just such a great looking movie that promises to be very funny. The sister is so wacky! You never know what she is going to do next! I’ve also heard really great things about the movie’s director. Maybe you’ve heard of him? Tom Photoshop CS5? Big things, guys, hearin’ big things. Although, what is that face that Adam Sandler as the brother is making over the behavior of Adam Sandler as the sister, which is outlandish and destructive and dangerous behavior? He’s making a face like someone might make on the poster about a baby getting into trouble in the big city. Which I guess does kind of add up. His wife loves it? “I love that your sister is ruining our property right now.” That’s probably an actual line of dialog from Jack and Jill. IMDB Memorabe Quotes. And who is this friend wayyyyy over to the left who is just like “I’m barely even aware of this intense thing that is happening RIGHT in front of me, somehow.” You know what, the more I think about it, the more some aspects of this poster just don’t seem to add up. That’s probably just me, though. The movie is obviously perfect and going to be very great. So any problems I’m having with this poster say a lot more about me than they do about Jack and Jill, which is going to be OUR generation’s Drive, I’m sure. Jack and Jill isn’t in theaters until November 11th, but you can caption this poster RIGHT NOW!
Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. COWABUNGA! (Also an actual line from the movie. Image via IWatchStuff. Thanks for the tip, Mike.)
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You always knew your nightmare would ride a jet ski.
I’m offended.
thatwasmynightmare
¿Como se dice “dogshit”?
Highest of fives
This is the most normal Katie Holmes has looked in years
Katie Holmes looks like a young Sally Fields, I think.
Adam Sandler completes the transformation into his character from Funny People.
Exactly. Art imitating life. I would, however, rather see the fictional movie with his head on a baby than seeing him in drag.
what’s the spanish word for “PASS”?
It’s “proximamente”. We should thank the Argentinians for trying to warn us.
Adam Sandler protagoniza “Estoy aquí para el sueldo”! Ándate, vete al teatro ahora mismo!
This whole premise is a bit messi.
“Fandango” is Spanish for “invented for purchasing Jack and Jill tickets”. Google translate it if you don’t believe me!
gaahhhh
Friday is my father; please, call me Baby Friday.
My favorite part of this poster is that they felt the need put “(Jack and Jill)” in parentheses next to the title, just in case any English speaking viewers happen to see it.
Which also reminds me of the best Spanish language movie poster of all time:
From the makers of:
BWAHAHAHAHA! I actually “LOL” to this at work. Everyone was like “the fuck is that mutahfucka laughing at?? damn!”.
Thankfully, “Fandango” in Spanish is “Fandango”
Odd. I plugged in “Fandango” and got “El Donna Darko”
The sequel to Jack everyone’s been waiting for.
“I am seeing this for Eugenio Derbez.” — all of Latin America
He plays Felipe AND Felipe’s grandma! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0810913/
LOL GROSS!!!
Adam Sandler associates himself only with the best comedy world-wide. He’s the David Byrne of 4th grade jokes.
“That man can play anything! A nerd! The Devil! A hunchback! Italian chef! Get me Eugenio Derbez, that’s the kind of versatility we need at Billy Madison” -Adam SandlerJack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water because Jill is an asshole who splashed the water out of the pool with a jetski.
No puedes escapar! NO PUEDES ESCAPAR!!!!!
Thank god Xanthar sucked my brains out before I had to film this-The Vessel formerly known as Katie Holmes
fake y gay (fake and gay)
Billy Sadison
Big Saddy
Sadderday Night Live
8 lazy nights
Happy Gilsnore
More like Crappy Madison, amirite?
Haha, just kidding. All of Adam Sandler’s movies are terrible.
Except Punch Drunk Love. That one was good.
So, yeah.
Adam Sandler in drag: proof that women can be funny!
Can I assume this is Adam Sandler practicing his acting for a re-make of Nutty Proffesor for the kids?
That should have been brought to my hoyvin glavin yesterday
Premium Jacuzzi water texture+Jill’s Photoshopped legs of death+cardboard cutout hate smirks = technically a movie, with scenes and props and dialogue, I guess? I dunno, they didn’t even pay me to write this tagline. I only temp here. That’s it, fuck it. Workday. Over.
Los negocios son los negocios, Gabe.
¡Dios mío! Es una moto de agua en una piscina! Ahora todo el mundo está mojado!
WHO LET THE DOG OUT?!?!?
¿Wha’ Happen?
Qu’ pasó?
“Jill, eres sexy pero eres una perra.”
“If this movie starred Nick Swardson, all that water would be jizz!”
Proximamente a Argentina y Argentony
The only mystery an Adam Sandler movie has is what ethnic stereotype Rob Schneider will be making a cameo as.
R2D2, Esq. is exactly right. This is precisely the kind of role he lampooned himself playing in “Funny People” that was supposedly “in his past”. This makes “Norbit” look like “The Apartment” (swoosh).
Meet my twin sister: “Tookie De La Creme!”
The pool party at Hank and Marie’s did not go as planned.
This was produced by Tyler Perry, right?
I love that you got downvoted for this. Do we have some Tyler Perry fans lurking in our midst?
Hopefully everything is lost in translation
“Compared with my real marriage, this is pretty meh.”
–Katie Holmes, OT
Who put Lily Tomlin on a jetski? I feel like this movie is just a waste of her talent.
ANGRY ADAM SANDLER VOICE!!!
Coño, este gillipolla nunca me ha parecido divertido
Who cares, you,ll see it. Fuck you!
You know it’ll make so much money!!
Whoa, downvotes! I really don’t think I meant what you that I meant. I was replying because of how funny paperstreetsoap’s caption seemed, in light of how no matter what stupid bullshit hollywood puts out, somehow we always end up renting them at some point. Especially seeing as how some of teh highest-grossing movies each year are things like Norbit or Shallow Hal or whatever That was seriously all I meant; nothing else. Sorry for any mis-construed meanings.
Or is that Mayim Bialik?
Meant as a reply to Minge, re: Lily Tomlin on a Jetski (see also: the name of my next band)
Again, I’m really sorry for however this was offensive. I seriously did not mean it in any offensive manner whatsoever.
I think somebody has it out for you. Don’t sweat it too much. It’s not like your votes are redeemable for cash and prizes. (although that’s not a bad idea)
the only reason i will watch this movie is to see if they go up a hill
Katie Holmes looks like a young ass Sally Fields.