I refuse to watch the olympics again until ALL robots are allowed to compete, bcause the olympics are VERY BORING! Let’s bring some robots in, huh? Maybe some people will watch it then! Instead of taking up all the TV time with normal humans running around different kinds of circles and trying to tell all of us that’s it’s a different event every time! MAYBE GIVE ROBOTS A CHANCE! Robot olympics 2012! Kovacs !! (Via HYST?)
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I give that a 1001011100000101011001101.
Fucking East German judge.
“Kovacs” is definitely a Soviet name.
It’s Hungarian, actually, but yes, almost every other wordfuck thing in gymnastics is Soviet-derived (Shushunova, Zamolodchikova, Podkopayeva, etc.).
But can it clean my room?
These SONY press events get cheaper every year.
My dad on the 2016 Robo-lympics: “It’s just a bunch of robots swingin’ around and shit. Turn on Mutant League Football.”
I don’t think we need to replace the gymnasts with robots, because most of the appeal is in their emotion and human grace. But I do see an improvement we can make to make things more interesting: Magnetic clamp hands.