So last night’s Colbert Christmas Special had a special sponsor, and Stephen even did a special introduction of the commercial. They must have paid a lot for that, so someone needs to point out how gross it is: Axe Detailer Shower Tool:

I know that that commercial and product have been out since the summer, but seriously: gross! If you see one of those things in someone’s shower: jump out the window and run away. Leave your clothes. It’s just not worth the risk.

Comments (4)
  1. Great stocking stuffer– it’s like a loofa for date rapists.

  2. FangBanger69  |   Posted on Nov 25th, 2008 +1

    I actually thought this was a Colbert Show Joke…a way too polished looking commercial/joke, but a joke none the less. I’m looking to Axe Taintinator as next year’s Tickle Me Elmo.

  3. Eeeewwwwwwwwwwww.
    eewwwwwwwwwwww.
    ew.

    And I wonder who I should give one to?

  4. Found you by googling vague Colbert references to sponsors. Scary. Wow. A person could use a mechanized auto-self-cleaner… but with heterosexualist madness… that’s a different machine.

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