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I don’t know what Weetabix is, because these colors don’t run, but if there is for real a breakfast cereal in this world that causes the sky to erupt into dubstep while all of the stuffed animals come to life and start tearing shit up (and are also black belts in karate? Is that one of the cereal’s effects, or was that bear always a black belt in karate and now he’s just using his years of disciplined training to make his magic dubstep dancing more impressive? If an official spokesperson for Weetabix, whatever Weetabix is, could get back to me on the origin story of the black belt karate dubstep dancing bear, that would be great, CHEERS) I would buy that cereal. Wait, is Weetabix the same thing as Skrillex? What’s Skrillex? Can you eat THAT for breakfast? I just want to eat something that will make me dance. Hallucinate and dance. GOOD MORNING!
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Ask your doctor about WEATABIX.
Side effects of WEATABIX include: Hallucination, antsinthepants, shedding and “the runs.”
The thing I find least believable about this commercial is that someone would have at least 9 identical teddy bears.
Maybe he lives in a teddy bear factory.
Wait? Is this not acceptable? Hold on a second, I have to go and make 8 painful decisions right now.
Right? I was thinking the same thing. Like, do her parents work in a Teddy Bear factory, or do they just get her the same goddamn bear every year on her birthday or what?
DJ KHALED! WEETABIX!
WEEATAREMIX
PRO TIP: If you want to trick kids into eating your disgusting cereal while also tricking parents into thinking it’s healthy, the best strategy is to use your healthiest ingredient in the name of the product, but misspell it, so that the kids won’t catch on. See also: King Vitaman.
Why are these kids sitting on their friend’s floor so damned early in the morning, watching her eat breakfast? And why is she clearly not sharing any? And while we’re at it, why is she eating breakfast alone in her room? She should be at the table, downstairs, eating breakfast with her family.
Then what would her friends do? They obviously have nowhere to live, and even if she doesn’t feed them, at least she gives them a show.
Haven’t you ever heard of breakfast for dinner? DUH! Wait…
Wait, that is what “dubstep” sounds like? Jesus Christ you kids. Get off my lawn.
Weetabix: It’s LSDelicious.
For those of you who do not know what Weetabix looks like, prepare to be disillusioned:
Don’t be fooled! It looks like a camel turd, but tastes delicious! My kids love these things, and we can’t keep them in the house when we buy them they get eaten so fast. Also, my kids are 81, 83 and 85 years old.
My wife (that’s right, I’m married to a lorry) eats this stuff every morning. Personally, I’d rather eat a couple of pine cones, but what do I know about toodlepips and all that?
“That’s right, I’m married to a lorry”! I love that show!
We have them in Australia but they’re called Weetbix (no “a”). And they’re rectangular. Because we’re passive aggressive contrarians I guess.
This just put me in the most cheerful mood.
Skrillex are toaster pancakes, idiot.
dropping weatabix-25 right now
Weetabix is AMAZING when you’re on molly, you guys.
James Frosted (B)Flakes
#yesplease
new party game? dubstep cereals?
-datsix are for kids
-dj chuckie charms
-feed me (cereal)
(this is really hard to do in the morning and dubstep names are all WEIRD)
Since everything I know about dubstep comes from that one Weetabix commercial, I’m afraid I have no idea how to play this game.
M e E e EEEeeeEE E E E E itherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
James (compressed wheat) Flake
Bureal
Nut ‘n Zomby
fake and whey
Those bears are so JIGGLY when they dance! Good on them for not having body issues.
I’ll let the Guardian’s Charlie Brooker handle this:
in July, it was reported that Weetabix had recruited 15 especially active kids to wear special Weetabix-branded clothing “on their busiest days”, in order to show that “youngsters who eat Weetabix can pack more into a day than those who don’t”. Weetabix spokesthing Sally Abbott was quoted as saying: “Parents know why Weetabix is great for big days but we need to find different ways of getting that message across to kids.”
No you don’t, Sally. You just think you do. And in the process, you’ve got a message across to me: that Weetabix is evil. Until I stumbled across this months-old story, I liked Weetabix. I associated Weetabix with the lovable cartoon Weetabix skinhead gang from the 1980s. I couldn’t eat enough of those guys. Even ate a couple this morning. But now I associate Weetabix with a nightmare vision of a dystopian future in which children are brand ambassadors
The takeaway? This.
I think I finally understand what the London riots were all about.
“advert”
My mind was also blown by the karate black belt dub step dancing ninja bear, but more importantly, can we please address the BUTTON MONOCLE?!?!?!11?!
Wheatabix is REALLY GOOD for like 5 seconds before it turns to complete shit.
Kind of like Dubstep.
This is the best commercial I’ve ever seen. Too bad the cereal looks like a used brillo pad…….or poop.
Weetabix, you can do stupid things!
Thank goodness these now come in spoon size.
“I like weetabix.”- me, who accepts the fact that no one will ever understand the appeal of oat turds.
girl looks like a little version of tune-yards