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Car accidents can be super scary. (That is one of the observations I used in my application for Editor-in-Chief of Duh Aficionado magazine.) They happen so fast and unexpectedly. Or even worse you sometimes see them coming but there’s absolutely nothing that can be done about it. (It is this brief nanosecond of a moment between perception, realization, and the accident in which people often describe seeing their life flash before their eyes. I don’t know about all that, but it is true that time seems kind of elastic and what couldn’t be more than 0.000001 seconds feels like almost 1 or even 2 whole seconds!) Have you ever been in one? It’s awful. But I think one of the worst things about car accidents, besides the fact that they’re scary and a lot of people die in them, so OK besides that, but after those horrible parts about car accidents the other worst thing is definitely that people who have survived them do not use enough SOUND EFFECTS and FUNNY FACES in their descriptions of what happened. UNTIL NOW:
Life hits you hard, bro. You just drop into the road and PAH! Get so pitted. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
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I want to look away but I can’t look away.
This video about a car accident IS a car accident on the internet. So meta.
“I was in a car accident and I was all like – ACK!”
Doctor: ” Sir, as a result of the car accident you were involved in, I’m afraid you suffered a massive head trauma that has left you Onomatopoetic.”
That Guy: “BOOM! Did not see that coming. BOI-II-III-ING! How much is this visit going to cost me? KA-CHING! Right?”
Doctor: “My God, it’s far worse than we predicted.”
Its a good thing he had his car-driving hat on.
Michael Bay’s story consultant seems like a good guy.
nice job, 5 Hour Energy viral marketing team
I wonder if he’s seen Drive yet.
No, but he loved the sequel, Crash.
*cue Curb Your Enthusiasm music*
Stop glaring in the background, skinny Kevin Federline. You are not in a position to judge others for their actions.
“reality hits you hard bro” – Crystal Meth
PS Love the way he feathers his hair.
Just to be fair, let’s talk to the driver of the other vehicle.
Oh, man, imagine if you’d been one of his buddies the first time he had sex. Now that would’ve been a vagina monologue to remember.
This comment needs more upvotes.
This is basically how I imagine George Lucas pitching Empire and Jedi to the people who actually wrote and directed the movies.
This is what happens when you get the 1.21 jigawatts but you’re not going 88 mph.
This guy is actually a performance artist, if you pay attention, you’ll notice that his description of his reaction to the car accident is actually the same as your reaction to his description: At first you think, okay, he looks like a calm guy who wants to be safe, keep the sun out of his eyes and head and neck and torso and legs, and then suddenly he’s an energetic, slightly aggressive bro, and later, when things seem to have calmed down, he shocks you again with the quick sparks that he himself experienced.
This guy is the best X Ray repair tech.
“You see, your IR is all FWEEEERMMMMB and if you want good image quality you’re going to need to replace the rotating anode. Otherwise your pictures will be all PHBBBBTTTT.”
And this comment is why lawblog is a full-fledged X-Ray Repair Tech Analyst.
(that’s a compliment, btw)
amirite?
He’s our generations
Artistic rendering:
“Was it crazy?” = Investigative journalism at its best
At first I was confused about the people behind him wearing lanyards, but I guess not just anyone can get into a show that spectacular.
ARCIN’
SPARKIN’
BLOWIN’ UP
Nick Swardson + Chris Farley = This guy
Its called andrenalin rush.
Cut him some slack guys. Seriously. Sersly guis.
weirdest part? ive seen a different video than this. same dude, same accident. different sound effects.