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I am so torn about this video. On the one hand, even though that little boy featured in the video is very cute and tiny and as a woman maybe I should feel more inclined to take care of the situation than make a gross face and feel nauseated, this is just completely out-of-hand gross to me. Holy moly! It’s not even that weird! I cannot even explain why it is so gross (probably the problem of getting boogers in the mouth?) but I do need to stop thinking about it and I apologize for bringing this video to you if you feel the same way. On the other hand, the girl featured in this video is just so exactly correct in her response that I can’t help but be drawn to the whole ordeal. I guess that’s the bigger idea about little kids. They are always disgusting but then they’re always adorable, very silly, and very stupid except for when they are very smart. “Kids.” “Boogers.”
“UUggggggghhhhhnooouggghhhAAAAHHHHEEEEEEEeeeeeeee 
” is my response to this, for the record. (Via VVV.)
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“I’m sneezing.”
“I’m Pooping.”
“Don’t just stand there DO SOMETHING.”
“Oh, ew, that is gross”
That’s it. I couldn’t figure out exactly what she was thinking, but that’s it. Previous to this, as she wildly looks around, it’s “I’m not the only who sees this, right? Right?!”
She is a rose between the two thorns. Snot boy to the right and retard eating his fingers to the left.
Don’t use the R word, please!!! Or any R word. It’s not ri……………correct.
I was trying to come up with some stupid comment here, but the best I got was “grilled sneeze sandwich,” which is now a thing that I am going to somehow create and sell to Denny’s.
Me too but it’s not as sneezy as it looks.
“I agree”
this little girl in 25 years:
Jesus, Jim, what have you got against the kid?
Kelly, that’s nothing. Imagine how gross it is when that happens all over a mustache and beard. #badcoldandabeard
I love that the kid just freezes, utterly and completely. Look at those eyes.
In 2nd grade they made us do cartwheels in gym class. But we were 2nd-graders, so we couldn’t do them. We leaned into headstands and the teacher grabbed our ankles and wheeled them over our heads back down on the other side and shouted “Next!”
Except, this one cat, Brian Cox — he got up to the mat and before she could grab his ankles he threw himself into his cartwheel, NAILING IT. Except, mid-cartwheel (is this torque? what caused this?) all the snot in his nose flew out in a long stream way past his chin and then, THEN, it did not detach and fly off into space but actually yo-yo’ed right back up into his nose. Thwack!
I remember screams. People turning away. A mad teacher. I remember Brian Cox laughing like a lunatic. Mostly though, I remember a snot yo-yo.
That’s the kind of mucus only a 2nd grader can produce. I remember blowing long snots at that age and then sucking them back in like a loogie after you drink orange juice.
Why do you get all the coolest anecdotes, hotspur?
I have been truly blessed in life with things like friends who are 70 percent mucous.
Your classmate refuses to confirm or deny the veracity of this anecdote:
Someone else can make a joke about the surprisingly handsome physicist.
“classic”
I thought about using that one!
Surprisingly enough, Nancy Grace was actually watchable when she was in kindergarten.
THAT’S who she looks like, poor thing.
that’s a germaphobe origin story if i’ve ever seen one.
HEEERB, CLEAN UP ON KID’S FACE! Clean up on kid’s face, check.
I am seriously always so amazed that little kids’ heads can hold so much snot. I don’t think I’ve sneezed that much snot in 25 years.
Amazed, then horrified. “Somebody should do something!”
Ummm…. Did anyone watch the scary video of the gypsy girl with the uni-brow after that video?