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Look, if you’re going to try and get in the balloon, sometimes you’re going to get stuck in the balloon. Don’t freak out, that’s just part of it.
See what I mean? A lot of times in these blogs I will say something like “Today we are all this balloon,” or whatever, and I mean it as a metaphor for the endless vicissitudes of life in the modern world. Not today! I mean quite literally that as we attempt to crawl inside balloons, sometimes we are going to get stuck in those balloons. FACT. Ceci n’est pas une balloon, etc. (Via Reddit.)
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“Fake and gay.”
-Falcon Heene
You know he was going to masturbate when he got in there…
To be fair, it IS the best known way to simulate an encounter with Kate Gosselin.
cool twin peaks voice, balloon guy.
This is one of those ones where I can’t really understand how the person could watch the video and then actually upload it to Youtube.
“This is the take. This will make me a star.” – this guy
“Drat the luck!” – this guy, after reading the comments
Every guy has wondered what it would be like to masturbate with a condom on their whole body.
Supposed to be a reply to DSN.
I prefer to raw dog it
I’ve actually tried masturbating with a condom on my entire body, but I had trouble standing up.
Why do you need to stand… You know what? Nevermind.
I was going to post this myself, but somehow I didn’t think that a google image search for “naked gun condom” was in line with my goals of not being unemployed.
me either, but “the naked gun movie” did turn it up a few pages into the image search and i was thankful….and hopefully that won’t get me fire…or being on here, for that matter.
“He stole my bit” – James Carrey
It’s not stealing. This was meant to be a comedic love letter to Jim Carrey.
MORE BALLOON
You know, if he ever successfully pulls this off, he’ll have an inflated sense of self worth.
Hey, when were you knighted, Frank?
Truth be told, I did it as a joke on Sunday when teacherman said something about DAME Maggie Smith and I haven’t bothered changing it back.
♫If you wanted the sky, I would write across the sky in uuuupvooootes♫
This happens to me every time I dress up for The Prisoner convention.
Drat the luck! You beat met too it:
Hey ptsmith_vt ,
Don’t be annoyed. Are we not all just grasping in the dark, reaching out to one another through this binary jungle looking for fellowship, empathy and a little validation ?
There’s no need to sully this Videogum experience with an unhealthy dose of competitiveness. Can’t we all just get along and enjoy each others contributions ?
Yours in hope
godsdog (current Editor’s Choice winner)
Where do you even get a balloon that big?
He’s a direct descendant of Phileas Fogg. The family runs a giant balloon factory now.
How long does that company take to ship one of those balloons?
They can get it all the way around the world in 8 e-days. #hollywoodpostit
40 days if you’re on the other side of the world, but sadly a full 80 days if you’re local. They only ship one direction.
” Oh grreaaat, I’m becoming trapped in the balloon!!..DRATS!”… My word, the internet truly does have everything.
Truly a good use of our time.
Whether you want it to or not.
Could he sound a little less convincing? “Grrrr! I hate this! This is not sexual for me.”
I’d like to think that this guy is just a giant balloon enthusiast– trying to push the boundaries of balloon science– but there’s just no way. No fucking way.
I’m not sure what he was expecting to happen here. What was the goal?
To not get trapped in a balloon, probably.
I’m sure he could breathe, but he was breathing recycled carbon dioxide. He should have said “I’m not suffocating” – what a dolt!
I have so many questions about this, and yet I have a feeling I don’t want to know the answers.
2:04 animate gif
“As you wish.” – the Dread Pirate Roberts
A gh-gh-gh-gh-ghOST!
Man they are rebooting everything these days. I would think by now Jake Gyllenhaal would have enough money to not be involved
Oh Brother!
Someone call Wayne Coyne, Balloon Expert!
Eventually he makes it in, and then the videos take a weird turn
TWSS
Why do I feel like I’ve seen this on videogum before?
Agreed. Except last time the bubble popped?