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Guys, pay attention.
It is always funny how cheap and weird before and after pictures look when you’re dealing with weight loss or teeth whitening or whatever, because it’s obviously just two different people, but how do you mess up before and after pictures of shoe lifts? Even if you are faking it, just make them stand on a phone book, or whatever. There is absolutely no excuse for them often looking like two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE. Also, if your idea of a date is standing next to a woman facing in the same direction in a park in the middle of the day, maybe being too short is the least of your dating problems. And how come the “More Attention” clip is clearly, like, a husband and wife? Did she not know how tall he was when she married him? Or did she just think maybe he would get taller over time? I guess my basic question about this advertisement is just hahaha what? And I have a follow-up: hahaha really? MAXLaffs.
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Aside from all of the very obvious problems here, did they not stop to consider the fact that being tall SUCKS? It does not get you laid more often. It just makes you bang your head on shit.
Aaron Sorkin uses MaxTalls!
is this a humblebrag?
“Poor Dave is 5’9″ That’s pretty tall isn’t it? I mean at least average?
When did Dave’s mom start commenting here?
Kelly’s brother Dave needs no pity!
I also like how there’s no mention of him being overweight and balding, as though his height is all he has going against him. I mean, Cindy obviously goes out with football jocks.
Poor Ben is 5’6″ and MaxTall can’t even make him as tall as Poor Dave? Where are my MaxTallXtremes?!
But what if you want to be GABE-Tall?
Shut up.
I’m just glad everyone can ride rollercoasters now.
What about people who don’t have any legs?
Life is their rollercoaster
http://videogum.com/261351/life-is-a-highway/webjunk/viral-video/
maxtall is able to create its vacuum seal with butts too.
Actually, everyone can’t! The nearest amusement park to me has started limiting the max height of riders to 6’6″ on some of the bigger coasters. While this certainly won’t affect poor little Dave, I am now robbed of the option to wait in line for hours to cram myself into tiny little cars and go fast over hills. My daily driver simply does not allow such speeds nor the thrill of waiting in lines.
Usually when the internet tells me I need to add two inches to something, it is not talking about shoe inserts.
Maybe forego the inserts and just get rid of the square toed shoes.
Thank you! *snaps*
http://youtu.be/Ww06W9N8prc
(If I were MAXTALL I could share youtube videos without looking like a dumbass.)
Get Marketing on the horn! We need a catchy name for pituitary tumors!
Hypothalmax-tall!
I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Tumor!
Spokespeople: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Fabio
tumor-rific!
“I’ve never been looked over at work.” – this guy
My God, he’s huge! (TWSS)
Well, that’s only because he wears MaxTalls.
It definitely wouldn’t be weird if one day I was suddenly three inches taller. My friends would definitely not make fun of me and would probably let me live it down a little too quickly, if anything. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to run out and buy a toupee.
This is kind of like the male equivalent of a push-up bra. Once the clothes/shoes come off, there must be a big “wah wah” moment.
“Weren’t you taller before? I’m not going to sleep with you anymore.” – all women
“I was just working on my ballet point”– men wearing MAXTall
“Shoot, how are we going to pay these strippers? We MAXTall Jeffy’s credit cards”
Well this is just one very timely, very hilarious comment.
One day, when the avatar change registers, this will also be a very timely, very funny comment. Until then, it doesn’t make much sense.
Wouldn’t it be easier to break your legs, separate the bones just a bit so they grow together, then wear leg braces for a year until they heal, and then do this a couple of times.
My biology teacher used that scene in GATTACA as some sort of anecdote to our lesson, I guess it was that you don’t really need MAXTall
That’s what the little person on MTV’s True Life did. She was in a wheelchair while she had her surgeries.
Oh man…if I hadn’t been a teenager over 10 years ago my references would be more up to date!
(this is a Patton Oswalt joke)