lindsay: So there’s this list of sexiest vampires that people of the internet voted on.
gabe: ok.
lindsay: Salma Hayek won for the women.
lindsay: Robert Pattison won for the men.
lindsay: And Kristen Stewart isn’t on there so we know she never becomes one.
lindsay: Brad Pitt is wayyy above Tom Cruise, which is weird because he was totally, like, Tom Cruise’s girlfriend in that movie.
lindsay: Do you think Kirsten Dunst is somewhere fuming that she was left off it on a technicality?
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Ahahaha. I know that feeling.
On to the next meme!
Okay, that was very funny.
see, when i was 12 i thought this movie was AMAZING.
same with the dracula with gary oldman.
so, while i recognize how unbelievably embarrassing this is NOW, i can also understand that youthful enthusiasm for things that adults find completely cringey.
That list is a sham! Where’s Blackula? Where is Count von Count from Sesame Street?! I demand a recount. I demand JUSTICE!
Does this mean the end of twilightgum.com?
*SPOILER ALERT*
bella actually does become a vampire ( at the end)
Count. Chocula. COME ON.