
I’m always jealous of girls who can pull of long, pretty fingernails. Mine always bother me when they’re even a little bit long, and keeping nail polish on them without it getting weird looking? Don’t even get me started. That’s why this video, out of the many Guinness World Record videos that have been floating around the internet lately, caught my eye. The Guinness World Record for prettiest fingernails. Fingernails lady is an inspiration to all of us who can’t seem to keep our fingernails long and pretty. If she can grow out her fingernails to a beautiful and completely appropriate length that would in no way hinder living an actual life, while keeping them properly maintained, who’s to say we all can’t?
Thanks, girl. Never stop growing. (Via StuffIStole.)
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nailed it!
Hey lady, I’ll scratch your back and you’ll scra–HOLY SHIT! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FORGET IT!
Well now we know that Heidi Montag agrees with these guys about using blackfac– what? That’s not her in blackface? *slowly backs out of the Internet in shame*
It’s Always Sunny premiere tonight!!!!! Excite!!!!
You know how you can do things like cook and clean, and drive a car, and touch other people, and bathe normally? I’m a big fan of those things.
Pictured: not a Videogum commenter.
You don’t know what kind of voice-to-text program
Ishe has on her computer!You know, I am a nail biter, and usually I hate that about me. But now it’s looking like the lesser of two evils. So yay?
“And remember, ladies: A little acrylic goes a long, gnarled, disgusting way!”
Is it wrong that I’m kind of jealous? I would love for my job to just be growing my fingernails and not having to actually have a real job. Do they have grants for that sort of thing? Can I get a grant if I decide to get a record in something dumb, like longest period of time watching the same season of It’s Always Sunny over and over?
Yes, it’s called welfare.
RON PAUL 2012!
Hey guys! I think this might be my dad! Hi dad! I won’t tell mom we have an alarmingly slack work ethic if you don’t!
I’m talking actual work here, dude! We’re setting records!
Who’s to say?

There’s got to be someone that’s into that, right?
Please tell me this woman isn’t allowed within 100 feet of a blackboard.
Alternatively:
[IMG]http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x389/mphoward21/Chalkboard.jpg[/IMG]
(fingers crossed the image works)
Ugh. Fail.
All you need to do is remove the bracketed stuff!
“I actually didn’t subconsciously start growing them, It’s just that I had a lot of daughters, and I was home-schooling them all, so it was easier to, just, like let them grow, and as they grew they just kept growing.”
Medusa hands makes too much sense
I once saw a Boston bus driver with nails that were so long (at least 6″) they curved a OVER the steering wheel. Terrifying on so many levels as a passenger on that bus…