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In my client’s defense, your honor, read your constitution. You made an oath to it and you haven’t even read it. Excuse me? Well, that’s just not possible, sir. No, I’m sure my client would have rested his case. Joey, you rested your case, right? How do you mean you didn’t think of it? Yeah, I know it doesn’t say that you have to rest your case in the constitution, but you still have to–I recuse myself! Hang in there, Joey. When Ron Paul is elected in 2012 he will definitely make drunk driving FEDERALLY LEGAL and his first act of office will be to release all of the prisoners into the desert (?). (Thanks for the tip, Benjamin.)
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“Ugh, not this guy again. He keeps calling me and calling me, once he even asked to see my preamble! I mean, how rude can you get!” – the Constitution
The worst part is that if you ever give in and meet up, you’re not going to end up at an awkward dinner in some mid-level chain restaurant in the mall, but chained up in his basement. It’s that kind of love.
I wonder if he knows that he wasn’t constitutionally required to sign the consent form that landed his drunk ass on TV.
I wonder this all the time, because I watch a horrifying amount of COPS and similar jail shows and see so many situations that make me want to die of shame by proxy.
True story. A girl that I went to high school with had the most shameful Facebook status one day. She said something like, “Turn on COPS right now! The episode that I get arrested is on! LOL!” It was like she was proud of it. Oh, and she also has a son. I am just going to assume that she is best mother on the planet.
Needless to say, I immediately unfriended her.
#idiocracy
that was not needless to say. I would have immediately watched the episode.
They’re allowed to use Facebook in Forever Prison? Where I assume she is?
I had a work friend who’s father was on Intervention (and so was she/his entire family, it being Intervention and all) and it was the weirdest thing because we all refused to talk about it and were weirdly secretive about watching it, but once something is ON TELEVSION is it a secret? We had no idea what to do or how to act.
In 2008 I thought it would be funny to go as a Ron Paul Revolutionary for Halloween so I found that Cafe Press shirt with his face made up to look like Che Guevara and wore it with army pants a beret. Many years later, on laundry day, I was wearing that shirt and my weird neighbor was like “AWESOME!! THAT GUY IS A GENIUS!!” and then I realized she didn’t know the context and I so explained my costume to her and she got offended and gave me the stink eye every time I saw her until I moved away. The funniest part was that I was getting something out of my car with an Obama sticker on it while she asked me about the shirt… A sticker that had been on my car since they started printing them out.
They’re an odd lot, those Ron Paul enthusiasts. I have since given the shirt away so I would no longer be encouraged to talk about getting rid of the FED and giving everyone a gun with any other neighbors.
Real talk: this video makes me uncomfortable, because having a drunk guy sign a waiver is no better than what Joe Francis does with a significant portion of the girls who appear on GGW. It’s icky and gross and shame on you, Nat’l Geographic. Shame, says I!
(p.s. what IS the First Amendment?)
Anyone can tell you, the First Amendment of the Consititution is “You do not talk about the Constitution.”
There are a lot of allegations with shows like this that the show/police force offers to pay bail or not prosecute in order to get arrests and signed waivers.
“What’s the legal limit of hurting someone?” – Constitution Fan Fic by Ron Paul
Say what you will about Libertarianism at least its an ethos.
This is not Nam’ Ron Paul enthusiast, there are rules.
Then what I will say is that it’s a convenient ethos for people who don’t know how to go about addressing and solving problems.
If anyone can solve problems, this guy can!
Bob the Builder: Not a Libertarian
My money’s on the Labour Party.
And I say, that England’s greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Any Head of Her Majesty’s Government before 1905 was not officially recognised as Prime Minister
READ THE ORDER OF PRECEDENCE – YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS – HA!
Sorry, the correct reply was “Pitt The Elder.”
Constitutiooooooooooooon!
Why can’t those guys just assume to him that this is his constitution? WHY?
“you guys wanna head out to the bars and go Galt tonight?”
“Let’s say my client is able to afford his own driver on retainer, but chooses not to hire one. Suddenly one night he finds himself having driven himself to a bar. Well, then what happens? You’re saying he should just not go home? Despite the fact that we possess plenty of state employees, namely the police, who can give him a ride?”
-Criminal Defense Attorney, Wolf Blitzer, Esq., to the Honorable Judge Ron Paul
“Let him die!” – Juror Number One
Ru Paul or Ron Paul?
If you don’t love yourself, how the HELL you gonna love the First Amendment? Can I get a AMEN
“Ron Paul 2012 … they cannot kill an idea whose time has RETURNED ! We will NEVER NEVER NEVER give up the quest for truth and liberty. Google Architects and Engineers for 9/11 truth. Join us.” –actual YouTube comment
Unless that idea doesn’t have insurance, in which case we should let it die!
this is basically what thanksgiving dinner with all my drunk yahoo relatives is like.
All my relatives use Yahoo Mail as well. Ugh.
It appears that man had a little too much embedding , he’s completely bamboozled.
The living constitution, indeed!
No, my Ron Paul supporter is my ex. I heard he was into Ron Paul when he told me he had also given himself third degree burns for drunkenly squirting gasoline on a bonfire and had to be helicoptered to a hospital. He is basically my archetypal Ron Paul supporter, sorry guy Constitution guy.
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Yeah, too bad they never write about that stuff.
A clip from a TV show with topical commentary about the current presidential election totally doesn’t fit into any of those categories.