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Crack open an ice cold Smart Water and watch the leaves change color. In your private garden. Which is your vagina? Happy Idris Elba day, everyone! (Via TheAwl.)
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the bloke was Stringer Bell. lifetime pass. #swallowshard
“There really has got to be a better way to say that.”
That bloke is the host of Dramaville on BBC America. Lifetime pass.
Idris Elba’s name never met a vowel it didn’t like. Well except for “O”… and “U”… and sometimes “Y.”
Actually! Idris Elba’s name, you are actually pretty narrow-minded about vowels. Shame on you, Idris Elba’s name.
So his new series isn’t the first time he tried out being Luther?
Needs more Stringer Bell!
He does it subtlety but a dick grab is still a dick grab.
I need you guys to tell me if at some point in this he takes off more of his clothes, or puts on tighter pants, so I can skip to there.
Unless you are in a motorcycle gang, denim vests are unacceptable. No excuses.
What if I’m in a denim vest gang?
Judges?
Finally an answer to the question “What would Idris Elba look like in a Gap ad?”
What if I’m wearing a three piece Canadian Tuxedo?
What if I’m undercover trying to infiltrate a gang of evil Jay Lenos?
By all means, go out and buy Idris Elba’s new album. But please, do yourself a favor and start with Track 4.
whoa whoa whoa! don’t do that! they have to be listened to in order!
that’s quite the callback and I’m not sure how many people will get your reference so i wanted to help.
I’m still lost here.
in a discussion of the wire someone said to start with season 4, which then got several replies that you shouldn’t do that.
Whoever said that is dumb.
Ah, I do remember that. Thanks!
I meant to the specific Videogum reference, not the more obvious Wire one
I’m pretty sure someone references that joke at least twice a week at this point. I even made one yesterday. Does that mean I’m a real monster now?
i think it’s like being a made man. gabe must officially induct you in as a monster. videogum is a crime syndicate, right? thought so.
The leaves in my private garden have been changing colour for years now.
Just For Men does NOTHING!
It always makes me uncomfortable when my boyfriend, Idris Elba, sings to other women in his videos and then delicately writes on their naked bodies, including the inner thigh, using brightly colored paint, but I know that deep down he loves only me. It’s called trust.
I like nicely manicured private gardens. I hate when someone’s private garden is overgrown.
Big Daddy Kane’s still got it
At first I couldn’t imagine the man who has played Stringer Bell / Luther being “gentle” with any woman, but then I remembered this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrE1sE18U6w
THE ZIPPER! So gentle.
Also that zipper shot was my least favorite thing in season 2 and 3′s title sequences.
Where’s the salami, string? Where is it?
Where is my fainting couch? I just need to lie down for a minute…
Bangs is going to be pissed.
upvoted ya because i also commented about bangs.. but late in the game. #AlwaysSleepinOnShit
“I rest my case.” – Autotune
He just “rain made” me in my pants.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxQw0VoT538
I love you with all my heart, Idris Elba, but this song is a forty degree day.
Oh no. I didn’t think it possible for something to make me NOT have a crush on Idris Elba… but…. I’m conflicted now.
I’m not gonna lie… It’s not so hard to listen to this song. It’s certainly better than pretty much all of the other summer jams but not better enough to be considered “good”.
I’m gonna need someone to give me a rundown of this video.
this. track. BANGS.
(not to be confused with my favorite performing artist BANGS.)