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“Will and I are having a lot of problems. Will Arnett and I are getting a divorce. Yeah, I just had my second child.” – What Amy Sedaris Tells People When They Think She’s Amy Poehler
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Whenever someone tells me I look like the Sklar brothers, I wish I had a twin so I could do a Sklar brothers routine.*
*this comment only works if you know what I look like and who the Sklar brothers are. So, I guess about 6 of you might enjoy it.
“Why did I marry you?” — Ms. Quinn to R2D2 Esq last weekend when it was brought up that he looks like a Sklar.*
*This is a true story.
Sadly, it is.
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Osbaldeston!
ZOOM!
Thread avalanche.
Folks!
So that wasn’t you on VH1′s I <3 the 80s?
I want to have 2 kids with Amy Sedaris, or more or less depending on what she wants
When a cashier at the Piggly Wiggly told me I look like Amber from Teen Mom, I almost punched her. I do not look like this:
In fact, not even close.
What ugly “celebrity” do people think YOU look like?!
In high school I got the one and only Topher Grace (I had 70s show hair)
Hey…I wonder what’s up with him…
I got SJP once. My dad was personally offended.
I’ve gotten Jennifer Aniston a couple times, which would be cool if she wasn’t the President of the Lonely Hearts Club.
More recently I’ve gotten Maggie Gyllenhaal. Supposedly I look like her in The Dark Knight. It has nothing to do with my desire to be spanked by my boss. OR DOES IT?!
Janeane Garofalo. I don’t think she’s ugly, but Hollywood apparently thinks she is?
I have had people say I look like Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds. However, I dig it because she is rad.
However, I suspect she is a lot less angry than I usually am.
She IS rad, and I’ve only seen that show twice! I have no celebrity doppelgangers..
I’ve gotten Taylor Hanson before.
Meg Ryan, but only after she had all the plastic surgery on her face.
I get Bret McKenzie a lot, but he’s not ugly.
A lot of people find skinny, scruffy dudes appealing.
RIGHT???
Well hello there sailor.
(in other words, yes.)
I am often confused with this man:
“Will Arnett and I got married during a series of escalating dares.”
And when I find our her name, I’ll make a pun of that name. And that’s what I’ll call her. Bad example, if her name is Amy, I’ll call her “Blamey”
Now to track down this “armano” fella….
Good luck, mon frere! (That means “brother”! How do I even know that? I took Spanish in high school!)
I know it can never be, so I’m leaving you to join the army.
Whoops! I meant “hermano” obvs totes etc
I have awork jacket that I like to wear in the fall/spring. Unfortunately,with the jacket combined with my glasses and hair I tend resemble a certain TV pitchman.
Behold the form of my destructor!
Also a true story.
This is a great quote to read while slipping into a pair of weekenders.
It would be even funnier if she says these things to people while making the face she used to do on Strangers With Candy.
One time someone told me that I look like Julianne Moore and I was so happy that I nearly married him. I didn’t, though, because he was a homeless bum.
#humblebrag
He wouldn’t be homeless anymore if you’d marry him.
You make a good point. Do you think if I posted a Missed Connection on Craigslist, he’d see it?
Was I alone in giving a cry of dismay before seeing that Amy Sedaris was talking?
i get michael cera a lot i assume because im lanky and have no chin
Amy Sedaris should marry Ty Burrell.Because he looks lust like Will Arnett.For a long time I thought they were the same guy.Maybe its just me though.