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As part of an advertising campaign for his upcoming movie The Sitter, a number has been released at which you can possibly reach Jonah Hill if you get through on the line and he decides to answer it at that moment. EXXXCITING! I guess the idea behind the campaign is that you have to call babysitters, which is at once a VERY big stretch and not really a stretch at all. “Genius.” The press release basically says here is a phone number and then “(seriously, he’s occasionally going to be answering the phone himself).” It doesn’t say for how long, so I assume it’s for the rest of his life. So, agents, YOUR MISSION IS AS FOLLOWS:
Call Jonah Hill, but only if you have a question you need to ask him.
Easy enough! If you have something you need to ask, by all means, give him a call. Otherwise, why waste everyone’s time? Don’t be foolish — if you’re going to call a celebrity during his mandatory The Sitter advertising hours on his burner cell phone, MAKE IT COUNT. Do not call with nothing in mind just because you expect him not to pick up because then what if he does pick up? Egg on your face. Unless, of course, we’re talking about the question “Where do you get your ideas.” In that case everyone should call and ask that because that is a very important question that needs answering, finally, once and for all.
The number is (917) 409-7838. Good luck! Goooooood luck!
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If someone manages to get through…I have a burning question that needs answered. Where does he get his ideas??
I shake a Boggle game and whatever words it spells – bingo boingo
I will be a rebel and ask him where Seth Rogen gets his ideas, I want to to know the answer to that question way more
Seth Rogen gets all his ideas from this guy we hired: “Marvin.” The guy is a comedy genius with the jokes.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
As long as you have no follow up questions: Yes.
“I’m detective John Kimble. I have a few questions I want to ask you, and I’d like to have them answered Immediately. Who is your daddy? And what does he do?”
What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me?
Oh, I guess it’s that time again. That time of the season.
organ solo.
Leia Organa Solo
my daddy;s rich and my ma is good looking
When you wipe, do you do it standing or sitting? Front to back, or back to front? Do you have a bidet? Would you like a bidet? Hold on, I have to get the door. I think it’s the police.
Sitting. Back to Front. Yes. No thanks I have one. Next question?
I would like to ask him why I hate him so much.
The feeling is mutual.
No I’m just joshing, ha ha. It’s probably my face.
I knew that no matter what answer you gave, you’d be right.
What happened to us, Lucille?
It’s no one’s fault. We just…grew apart.
Nope, you’re right, definitely the face.
IT’S MY FAAAAAAAACE
Did you get your Back to the Future shoes yet?
No, but I’m expecting my Reebok Pumps from White Men Can’t Jump very shortly. Love that movie!
Are you related to Bobby Hill? Because the resemblance is just too uncanny.
We have the same last name…you do the math.
do you have a narrow urethra?
YOU do the math.
I have many questions, but instead of taking up Jonah Hill’s time, I will google them instead! Plus, I am not sure if he will know, off the top of his head, where one can find a duck and a hose at this hour.
#pinkyandthebraingum
http://www.efowl.com/and http://www.homedepot.com
How will we get the Spice Girls into the paella Jonah Hill?
That is an absurd question and I won’t answer it!
What was it like making out with Emma Stone, because I’d like to compare notes*.
*By notes, I mean my fanfic.
I think Jim Carrey already asked that question
I wouldn’t know, she asked for my stunt double, Turtle from Entourage, to do all the kissing takes. Poor guy probably kisses like dog shit.
what happened to all your fat
I gave it all to Val Kilmer – guy loves the stuff.
So I called, and got the voice mail. So this is the part where we all call and leave a voice mail asking where he gets his ideas, right? Because I have like an hour left to kill at work and I’m not above calling that number over and over again so I look busy. I’m a team player.
Perfect! Call a bunch of times in different voices and keep leaving a voice mail asking for “Marvin.” Then call up and say “Hi, this is Marvin, any messages for me?”
Great joke, and he’ll probably call Judd Apatow and say “I have this very funny comedian you need to cast in your new movie. His name is Marvin.”
Hi this is Jonah Hill. Whoever is leaving all these goddamned massages for Marvin…
They’re brilliant!
Is your weight loss a very elaborate prank orchestrated by Brad Pitt in promotion for the upcoming film, Moneyball?
See above, re: Val Kilmer.
My Stunt Double Turtle however is generously donating all of his fat to Brad Pitt for his upcoming Oscar comedic short: “Legends of the Fall 2: The Clumps.”
What is it like being a machinist?
I’m still <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE"fat! You ain’t fat! You ain’t Nothin! You ain’t Nothin.
Jonah Hill don’t give no shit ’bout no hyperlinks.
Do you have Frieda Pinto’s number?
Why? Are you going to publish her number and have a bunch of guys call up asking for Marvin? Because that is a hilarious idea!
Hey Johah how about you call ME????
I called you, Jihim, but I didn’t get your answer. Is your number still 1-800-sweet-its
No. It’s 1-800-I-bottom-4-fatties
why is this medium root beer from burger king so goddamn huge and why did i drink the whole goddamn thing?
Because you buy it, and because you love it.
This thread is awesome, but shit. I somehow went from feeling bemused at the thought of coming up with a burning question for Jonah… to feeling the need to call and ask the “real” Jonah Hill if he spent the afternoon posting on videogum.
I have better things to do. I hired Seth Rogen to post all these.