Again, totally off topic, but this is also my new favorite thing that I have to share. Sorry everyone (No I am not, that was a lie. I am sorry for the lie, though)
FACT: Taran Noah Smith, who played the youngest son, used to operate an illegal vegan restaurant/catering company called PlayFood out of his Sherman Oaks house.
He married a much older lady and the last I read they were on opposite sides of a lawsuit about PlayFood! I wish the internet would tell me how that story ended, it was AMAZING.
“Hey, let’s go have a dinner at the kid from Home Improvement’s home restaurant. He will throw us crazy eyes. Its also 100% vegan. This is an actual thing the we can do in this world.”
I’m just gonna go ahead and not click play because I really don’t feel like explaining why I’m watching a Jonathan Taylor Thomas birthday video to anybody.
Pretty sure my big sister had half those photos up on her wall as a kid. She also had Home Improvement cast photos where she drew all over the faces of the other kids and made talk bubbles with clever things like “I’m stupid!” written in them.
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In related news, Heidi, the Tool Time girl is quantum locked and therefore does not age:

(via Reddit)
Don’t blink. Don’t look away. Not even for a second. Heidi is fast.
Again, totally off topic, but this is also my new favorite thing that I have to share. Sorry everyone (No I am not, that was a lie. I am sorry for the lie, though)
(I am not sorry for the lie)
I’m so glad you shared because that is now MY favorite thing!
Glad to see that Tim Allen hasn’t shaken his love for getting shit-housed right before getting his picture taken.
FACT: Taran Noah Smith, who played the youngest son, used to operate an illegal vegan restaurant/catering company called PlayFood out of his Sherman Oaks house.
He married a much older lady and the last I read they were on opposite sides of a lawsuit about PlayFood! I wish the internet would tell me how that story ended, it was AMAZING.
“Hey, let’s go have a dinner at the kid from Home Improvement’s home restaurant. He will throw us crazy eyes. Its also 100% vegan. This is an actual thing the we can do in this world.”
I’m just gonna go ahead and not click play because I really don’t feel like explaining why I’m watching a Jonathan Taylor Thomas birthday video to anybody.
Wow he’s 30? That little kid?
fine. he’s not ugly…but he IS short. #dealbreaker
And, of course, Home Improvement remains a baby diaper filled with rotting Indian food.
I think the joke on that show involved Polish take-out
Pretty sure my big sister had half those photos up on her wall as a kid. She also had Home Improvement cast photos where she drew all over the faces of the other kids and made talk bubbles with clever things like “I’m stupid!” written in them.
WHAT?! Why didn’t anyone tell me! I didn’t even get him anything.
Tool Time, indeed!
tracking down former sitcom stars and celebrating their landmark birthdays is cool now? EXPLAIN YOURSELVES, MONSTERS:
how come none of you came to my “Happy 50th Birthday Bronson Pinchot” party?
Did you not get my card?
Oh god, oh god. I’m old.
I watched 24 seconds of that video. Do I have to register with the police now?
You don’t have to do anything. It’s already been done for you! The Internet: Finding perverts has never been easier.
The first rule of Jonathan Taylor Thomas is do not talk about Jonathan Taylor Thomas!
i cant figure out how to post pictures. i am the worst.
Thought that fucking Al Borland in the back was actually Wilson. But then, sadness. R.I.P Earl Hindman.
This makes sense as I was in love with him and am 27 now. Phew!